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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: stirring legend stage

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious Vigorous Dilemma Selfie

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: plum effete whorehouse pisswyrm

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Public Bath

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: plum effete whorehouse pisswyrm

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: turquoise coiffed range

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868867)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Big Ivory Legal Warrant



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: out-of-control chapel potus

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Bipolar trump supporter fortuitous meteor

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Galvanic Shimmering Nursing Home Cuckoldry

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: sexy macaca

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage

The law is 180

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: plum effete whorehouse pisswyrm

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Big Ivory Legal Warrant



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: pale confused heaven multi-billionaire

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: plum effete whorehouse pisswyrm



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Buff lay dragon

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: maroon corn cake friendly grandma

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Magical athletic conference

gross, dude. have some self-respect

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Big Ivory Legal Warrant



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Brilliant site black woman

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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: pale confused heaven multi-billionaire



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Pearl church building blood rage

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
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