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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Exhilarant medicated masturbator Not flame responses only please no dumb shit.
I have 5 kids. My 4 year old is (special needs) in the sense that he is slow on speech but for some reason can hit a baseball further than my 6 year old. Hes fine he can count and he’s intelligent. State just wants money.
So a week ago he was riding his bike close to the street. I had street duties for every kid in the neighborhood after working 80 Hours this week. So I see a car coming and I grab him and get him out of the street.
Apparently he goes to school in his broken words and says “daddy choked me!” They video everything and he was laughing on video bc they had to show me early.
The people “investigating this case” was a 300 lb “Beyoncé” and a 27 year old social worker with a nose ring and cats (no husband). I was cleared immediately when I told my story.
Even though “Trump won” the Biden woke era is coming back in full force FYI.
It’s also why you can never trust a woman you’re “married to” because she will ask “what did you do where did you pick him up?” |
Date: May 1st, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Vibrant Preventive Strike land of the free home of the brave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2#49857487) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: Exhilarant medicated masturbator This lmao. Spent over $4000 in the last year on baseball equipment for my old kid that I spend 6 hours a day researching the science of hitting that I never had as a college player and workout with him in the gym an hour a day but I’m a bad dad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2#49857489) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: Jet-lagged nudist round eye 168 hours in a week minus 80 for working is 88 hours remaining, 6 hours a day researching baseball stuff is another 42 hours per week now 46 hours remaining minus 7 hours for 1 hour working out per day is 39 hours total remaining. So you do all your sleeping/eating/everything else in 5.5 hours per day?
(7*24) - (1*80) - (6*7) - (1*7) = 5.5714 |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:40 PM Author: racy legend travel guidebook everyone in the US shld just be executed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2#49857493) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:24 PM Author: Exhilarant medicated masturbator I would not go that far as an American lol. But I will say as a white man this country is going to shit. The man at 7-11 will be controlling my finances in the next 75-100 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2#49857951) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:13 AM Author: Exhilarant medicated masturbator I’m agreeing with you. These people in 7-11 are gorgeous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862531&forum_id=2#49859180) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Walnut tanning salon Those disgusting people sent to investigate you don't care about kids they care about having power over people who happen to have kids.
The one thing I don't think we're acknowledging is what you alluded to at the end. We're approaching a demographic cliff in terms of quantity and quality. The country will have fewer people and more of them will be shit. |
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