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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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charcoal splenetic national
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
adulterous red laser beams coldplay fan
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
charcoal splenetic national
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
adulterous red laser beams coldplay fan
  05/01/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
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Anal metal friendly grandma
  04/29/26
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charcoal splenetic national
  04/29/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
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titillating pit
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
titillating pit
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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  05/02/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
charcoal splenetic national
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Olive Ticket Booth
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
charcoal splenetic national
  04/29/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  04/29/26
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Cerebral giraffe
  04/29/26
180!
Opaque casino
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Anal metal friendly grandma
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
charcoal splenetic national
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
high-end genital piercing temple
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
charcoal splenetic national
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Mischievous Range
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
  05/01/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Mischievous Range
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
180
Razzle chrome set nowag
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Anal metal friendly grandma
  05/01/26
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comical patrolman university
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
navy sanctuary
  04/30/26
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navy sanctuary
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Black duck-like chad
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
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provocative sweet tailpipe gas station
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
aphrodisiac fear-inspiring center immigrant
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
congrats!
titillating pit
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Razzle chrome set nowag
  05/01/26
180
Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
charcoal splenetic national
  05/01/26
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Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
aphrodisiac fear-inspiring center immigrant
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Shimmering insecure stead
  05/01/26
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: adulterous red laser beams coldplay fan

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: adulterous red laser beams coldplay fan

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Anal metal friendly grandma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Olive Ticket Booth

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Opaque casino



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Painfully honest curious tanning salon juggernaut



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: titillating pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: titillating pit

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Opaque casino

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Olive Ticket Booth

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Razzle chrome set nowag



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral giraffe



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Opaque casino

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Anal metal friendly grandma

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: high-end genital piercing temple

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Range

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Mischievous Range

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle chrome set nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Anal metal friendly grandma

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: comical patrolman university



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: navy sanctuary

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: navy sanctuary



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Black duck-like chad

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: provocative sweet tailpipe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fear-inspiring center immigrant

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: titillating pit

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle chrome set nowag

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: charcoal splenetic national

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fear-inspiring center immigrant

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Shimmering insecure stead

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Opaque casino



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