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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
harsh trip prole becky
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Copper box office immigrant
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Provocative haunting weed whacker
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
fishy plaza legal warrant
  04/28/26
...
sable lettuce reading party
  04/29/26
...
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  04/29/26
Seems so
tan racy generalized bond
  04/30/26
...
bright puppy
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
flushed sexy fat ankles pozpig
  05/06/26
...
Hyperactive Kitchen
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
exhilarant purple institution dopamine
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
Low-t Cracking Temple
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Hyperactive Kitchen
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
very tactful soul-stirring police squad
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
sable lettuce reading party
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
tan racy generalized bond
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
Alcoholic Center
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
sable lettuce reading party
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
drab apoplectic brunch
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
motley bistre indirect expression blood rage
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
Alcoholic Center
  04/29/26
Alpha.
mildly autistic aphrodisiac home gay wizard
  04/29/26
Is this real?
flirting misanthropic school
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
tan racy generalized bond
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
self-absorbed vigorous sanctuary knife
  04/30/26
U drunk?
tan racy generalized bond
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
self-absorbed vigorous sanctuary knife
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
sable lettuce reading party
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
bright puppy
  04/30/26
...
bright puppy
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
Alcoholic Center
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  05/02/26
Majestic
Alcoholic Center
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
tan racy generalized bond
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Costumed hospital dysfunction
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
Alcoholic Center
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
harsh trip prole becky
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
Alcoholic Center
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
harsh trip prole becky
  05/04/26
...
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit
  05/06/26
...
mildly autistic aphrodisiac home gay wizard
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Hyperactive Kitchen
  05/06/26
^^the author
Alcoholic Center
  05/06/26
...
Hyperactive Kitchen
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
harsh trip prole becky
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
fighting locale hominid
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: harsh trip prole becky

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Copper box office immigrant

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Provocative haunting weed whacker

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: fishy plaza legal warrant

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: sable lettuce reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: tan racy generalized bond

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: bright puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: flushed sexy fat ankles pozpig

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: exhilarant purple institution dopamine

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Low-t Cracking Temple

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: very tactful soul-stirring police squad

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: sable lettuce reading party

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: tan racy generalized bond

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic Center

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: sable lettuce reading party

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: drab apoplectic brunch

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: motley bistre indirect expression blood rage

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic aphrodisiac home gay wizard

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: flirting misanthropic school

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: tan racy generalized bond

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous sanctuary knife

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: tan racy generalized bond

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed vigorous sanctuary knife

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: sable lettuce reading party

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: bright puppy

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: bright puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic Center

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: tan racy generalized bond

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Costumed hospital dysfunction

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: harsh trip prole becky

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: harsh trip prole becky

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Queen Of The Night Pit

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic aphrodisiac home gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic Center

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: harsh trip prole becky

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: fighting locale hominid

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2#49871448)