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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
sticky gunner university
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
wonderful hairless antidepressant drug
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
snowy area
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
hairraiser lavender tank pisswyrm
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
razzle-dazzle dragon
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
Useless Azure Fanboi Water Buffalo
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
razzle-dazzle dragon
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
silver bat shit crazy piazza
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
Sapphire Vengeful Spot Sandwich
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Greedy vivacious newt
  01/12/26
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henna den mad cow disease
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
Useless Azure Fanboi Water Buffalo
  01/11/26
...
Mewling national shitlib
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
snowy area
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
Talented regret
  01/11/26
there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trum...
disgusting office
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
henna den mad cow disease
  01/12/26
it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out argument...
disgusting office
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
henna den mad cow disease
  01/12/26
sure, and i agree. read them in translation.
disgusting office
  01/12/26
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henna den mad cow disease
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
Talented regret
  01/14/26
tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did yo...
disgusting office
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
Balding bateful elastic band
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
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  01/11/26
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Bright heady house halford
  01/12/26
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  01/12/26
I like this theory
medicated umber dingle berry cumskin
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
glassy bull headed alpha
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
Iridescent Dog Poop Set
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
wine lodge
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
provocative base
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
henna den mad cow disease
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
pungent place of business
  01/11/26
Retarded
lilac aphrodisiac range
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
Sick sepia wrinkle corner
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
medicated umber dingle berry cumskin
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
onyx milk
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
Mewling national shitlib
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
red dilemma
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
Sapphire Vengeful Spot Sandwich
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
diverse rigpig
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
red dilemma
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
Insecure Lime Sanctuary Boiling Water
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
Flesh coldplay fan
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
henna den mad cow disease
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
Flesh coldplay fan
  01/14/26
Im gay
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silver bat shit crazy piazza
  01/13/26
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You only think this because English-language "great lit...
Puce Menage
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
Histrionic crotch people who are hurt
  01/14/26
it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the no...
disgusting office
  01/14/26


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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: sticky gunner university

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: wonderful hairless antidepressant drug

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: snowy area

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender tank pisswyrm

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dragon

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Useless Azure Fanboi Water Buffalo

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dragon

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: silver bat shit crazy piazza

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Sapphire Vengeful Spot Sandwich

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Greedy vivacious newt

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: henna den mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Useless Azure Fanboi Water Buffalo

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Mewling national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: snowy area

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Talented regret

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: disgusting office

there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trumpet loudest for latin and greek are almost always the ones who haven’t spent real time with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: henna den mad cow disease

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: disgusting office

it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out arguments for compulsory education in classical languages, because they sound persuasive in the abstract, but get pretty shaky even with gentle prodding.

- the beneficial RIGOR of latin and greek grammar

the claim is that somehow the mere act of wrestling with strange grammatical inflections is itself a moral and intellectual discipline of sorts. there are plenty of other highly inflected languages other than latin and greek, and still many more with mind-bending grammar, if that's the goal. latin and greek are not unique grammatically. and anyway, greek and latin grammar are not sleek elegant internally coherent systems. they were messy languages spoken by real people and there are much more suitable subjects for training the mind. a tangential point, but approaching latin & greek by brute forcing grammatical "rigor" is poor pedagogy that puts already challenging languages completely out of a student's reach.

- to access pillars of western civilization in the original

while certainly a worthy goal, a vanishingly small number of high school students who study latin in high school engage with its literature at a meaningful level. so few kids learn greek, let alone master it, that it's not even part of the real conversation.

learning any language well, let alone latin and greek, requires some intelligence, but also desire and a massive time commitment that cannot be mandated into existence. schools cannot require the kind of seat time required for sufficient mastery of these tongues, and in absence of that, they cannot supply the motivation. forcing latin and greek on a million high school students every year with an average iq of 100 is burning an enormous amount of educational time and resources for something, that for nearly every student, never had a chance of working.

the dirty secret of classics is that most classics professors at the best schools themselves read these languages very haltingly, due in great part to the pedagogical practices mentioned earlier.

i am all for teaching these languages to bright and motivated law teens, but it cannot take place in the current system.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: henna den mad cow disease

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: disgusting office

sure, and i agree. read them in translation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: henna den mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Talented regret

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: disgusting office

tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did you go to a public school? which language(s) did you learn? let me know so that i can put your mentally retarded post into context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: Balding bateful elastic band

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Iridescent Dog Poop Set

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bright heady house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Mauve crawly mood nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: medicated umber dingle berry cumskin

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: glassy bull headed alpha

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Iridescent Dog Poop Set

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: wine lodge

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: provocative base

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: henna den mad cow disease

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: pungent place of business

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: lilac aphrodisiac range

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Sick sepia wrinkle corner

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: medicated umber dingle berry cumskin

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: onyx milk

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Mewling national shitlib

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Clear Son Of Senegal

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: red dilemma

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Vengeful Spot Sandwich

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: diverse rigpig

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: red dilemma

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Insecure Lime Sanctuary Boiling Water

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: henna den mad cow disease

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan

Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: aromatic casino famous landscape painting

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Mewling national shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: aromatic casino famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: silver bat shit crazy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: aromatic casino famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Puce Menage

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic crotch people who are hurt

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: disgusting office

it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the novel, which was more or less created for barely sentient women, should take up so much space in the standard canon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588345)