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JPM eats huge silver short loss, goes way long the other way

wtf https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=...
charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut
  12/29/25
Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes
Lime very tactful double fault national
  12/29/25
Jaime Dimon is Greek
charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut
  12/29/25
b. Hyman Dimon
Domesticated Temple Friendly Grandma
  12/29/25
Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️
Boyish walnut alpha school
  12/31/25
If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's t...
Excitant honey-headed sex offender kitchen
  12/29/25
it's just some made up slop by an "australian" sca...
razzle orchestra pit
  12/29/25
superior anglo culture!
Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage
  12/29/25
Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a ...
Charcoal Ladyboy
  12/29/25
Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am
charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut
  12/29/25
you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of t...
titillating stubborn stage hunting ground
  12/29/25
(jamie dimon, panicking)
Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage
  12/29/25
...
charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut
  12/29/25
So you are fat
Charcoal Ladyboy
  12/29/25
It's been 24 hours, where's the update
Charcoal Ladyboy
  12/30/25
this thread was hysteria flame
charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut
  01/01/26
the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane. ...
titillating stubborn stage hunting ground
  12/29/25
The counterparties were really cool about not making a big d...
Charcoal Ladyboy
  12/29/25
"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this i...
titillating stubborn stage hunting ground
  12/29/25
tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenan...
Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage
  12/29/25
Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poas...
vibrant sapphire generalized bond newt
  12/29/25
you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it p...
Motley Bawdyhouse Love Of Her Life
  12/31/25
https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574
federal incel
  12/29/25
https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199
federal incel
  12/31/25
...
chartreuse rehab laser beams
  12/31/25


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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut

wtf

https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546800)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Lime very tactful double fault national

Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546805)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut

Jaime Dimon is Greek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546813)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Domesticated Temple Friendly Grandma

b. Hyman Dimon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546894)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Boyish walnut alpha school

Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553474)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Excitant honey-headed sex offender kitchen

If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's the problem, should still have made solid profits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546836)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: razzle orchestra pit

it's just some made up slop by an "australian" scammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage

superior anglo culture!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546876)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Charcoal Ladyboy

Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a public document that's not actually there are you fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut

Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546887)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: titillating stubborn stage hunting ground

you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of the note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546890)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage

(jamie dimon, panicking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546891)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546924)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Charcoal Ladyboy

So you are fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546892)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Charcoal Ladyboy

It's been 24 hours, where's the update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49550753)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: charismatic shivering shrine juggernaut

this thread was hysteria flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553789)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: titillating stubborn stage hunting ground

the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane.

how do people see some no-name idiot on twitter breaking major financial news with the source being a *public document* and believe it? it would be breaking news across the world if a "systemically important bank" "broke every covenant." and why would that come out in a public report, wouldn't the story have broke when this bank defaulted on its obligations?

PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Charcoal Ladyboy

The counterparties were really cool about not making a big deal about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546912)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: titillating stubborn stage hunting ground

"yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this in our 10-Q but i can probz just redact your firm's name, it's nbd."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546923)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Obsidian startled people who are hurt old irish cottage

tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenant of continued, valid existence there was nobody left to go after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546931)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: vibrant sapphire generalized bond newt

Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poast things that can be refuted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49546951)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse Love Of Her Life

you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it poast of the year

they updated Basel 3 to count gold as liquidity in July without anyone hearing about it. same with ending quantitative tightening earlier this month. doesn't seem that crazy to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553516)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: federal incel

https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49548366)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: federal incel

https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553466)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: chartreuse rehab laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2#49553485)