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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
cerise windowlicker church building
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
Exciting nursing home
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
cerise windowlicker church building
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
Exciting nursing home
  12/28/25
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sinister center
  12/28/25
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Naked Patrolman Base
  12/28/25
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swashbuckling judgmental hell
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
mauve rehab
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
cerise windowlicker church building
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
mauve rehab
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
swashbuckling judgmental hell
  12/28/25
hdy
mauve rehab
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Underhanded appetizing brunch
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
Exciting nursing home
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
shaky umber den
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
citrine scourge upon the earth
  12/28/25
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lascivious address
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
sticky shrine
  12/28/25
So, did she
self-centered beta native
  12/28/25
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Pea-brained Useless Brakes
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
Domesticated Piazza Potus
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
henna frozen chapel candlestick maker
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
Underhanded appetizing brunch
  12/28/25
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henna frozen chapel candlestick maker
  12/28/25
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pearl faggot firefighter boiling water
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
cerise windowlicker church building
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
misanthropic puppy
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
sinister center
  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: cerise windowlicker church building

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: cerise windowlicker church building

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: sinister center



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Naked Patrolman Base



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental hell



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: mauve rehab

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: cerise windowlicker church building

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: mauve rehab

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental hell

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: mauve rehab

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Underhanded appetizing brunch

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Exciting nursing home

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: shaky umber den

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: citrine scourge upon the earth

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: lascivious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544403)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: sticky shrine

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: self-centered beta native

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545095)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Domesticated Piazza Potus

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: henna frozen chapel candlestick maker

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Underhanded appetizing brunch

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: henna frozen chapel candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: pearl faggot firefighter boiling water



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: cerise windowlicker church building

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: misanthropic puppy

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: sinister center

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545883)