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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
startled magical filthpig hospital
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
Hairraiser milky school cafeteria
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
startled magical filthpig hospital
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
Hairraiser milky school cafeteria
  12/28/25
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Domesticated Multi-colored Codepig Faggot Firefighter
  12/28/25
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Odious rose digit ratio
  12/28/25
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Big potus site
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
startled magical filthpig hospital
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
Big potus site
  12/28/25
hdy
Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Gold State
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
Hairraiser milky school cafeteria
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
Metal aromatic property
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
Bipolar opaque heaven athletic conference
  12/28/25
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Charcoal Volcanic Crater Cruise Ship
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
pungent immigrant whorehouse
  12/28/25
So, did she
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  12/28/25
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talking dilemma wrinkle
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
Sickened international law enforcement agency associate
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
deranged azure place of business multi-billionaire
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
Gold State
  12/28/25
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deranged azure place of business multi-billionaire
  12/28/25
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racy half-breed
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
startled magical filthpig hospital
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
Boyish cream french chef
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
Domesticated Multi-colored Codepig Faggot Firefighter
  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: startled magical filthpig hospital

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser milky school cafeteria

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: startled magical filthpig hospital

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser milky school cafeteria

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Domesticated Multi-colored Codepig Faggot Firefighter



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Odious rose digit ratio



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Big potus site



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: startled magical filthpig hospital

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: Big potus site

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Marvelous shaky theater stage double fault

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Gold State

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser milky school cafeteria

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Metal aromatic property

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Bipolar opaque heaven athletic conference

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: Charcoal Volcanic Crater Cruise Ship



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: pungent immigrant whorehouse

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged crystalline casino azn

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: talking dilemma wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545095)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Sickened international law enforcement agency associate

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: deranged azure place of business multi-billionaire

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Gold State

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: deranged azure place of business multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: racy half-breed



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: startled magical filthpig hospital

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Boyish cream french chef

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Domesticated Multi-colored Codepig Faggot Firefighter

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545883)