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COD Scumbags/browns with incredibly low skill not realizing it due to SBMM

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when y...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  12/14/25
SBMM should be illegal
swollen disturbing crotch
  12/14/25
(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)
deranged liquid oxygen genital piercing
  12/14/25
Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to ...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  12/14/25
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swollen disturbing crotch
  02/26/26
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wine tattoo rehab
  02/26/26
Does COD even tell you the number? I remember playing COD...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best...
supple office
  02/26/26
Not TI, cowgod tp
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
(bald)
Racy Jet Foreskin Point
  02/27/26
SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing ...
aromatic cream bawdyhouse circlehead
  02/27/26
It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to...
opaque sick really tough guy spot
  02/27/26
They say they don’t want every match to be “swea...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to h...
Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression
  02/27/26
makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic ...
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  02/27/26
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swollen disturbing crotch
  02/27/26
The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to t...
swollen disturbing crotch
  02/27/26
That’s not “the” argument. That’s a ...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this
swollen disturbing crotch
  02/27/26
It’s not the most prominent argument people make ime
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
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Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression
  02/27/26
I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GS...
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
I hate SBMM so much. Games were much more fun when you had h...
swashbuckling bearded love of her life native
  02/27/26
(guy about to be accosted by a swarm of upset Simp Crew goon...
swollen disturbing crotch
  02/27/26
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deranged liquid oxygen genital piercing
  02/27/26
🙄
Sooty Internal Respiration
  02/27/26
does the mpc crew have some sort of rotation on who will nec...
Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression
  02/27/26
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wine tattoo rehab
  02/27/26
i thought group 2 included all of mpc but also included lots...
Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression
  02/27/26
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wine tattoo rehab
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well yeah flw couldnt afford the hosting fees and mpc doesn'...
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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

This must exist imo. Like feeling like matches Matter when you’re playing with the Nadir of players. And then not really improving bc the competition sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49508330)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch

SBMM should be illegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49508333)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: deranged liquid oxygen genital piercing

(COD loving Latino clutching his controller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49508338)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

Why what’s the big deal? But there should be a way to have a true random matchup imo, like a separate mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49508362)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49697808)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: wine tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49697819)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:08 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

Does COD even tell you the number?

I remember playing COD 4 for like 30 hours and then never again. I had a solid af kdr because the average player was a Scumbag child. You can’t do that now I guess. Basically Good Players must have life to date kdrs of like 1.1 idk.

Btw Smash has SBMM but an option to play in Arenas without it. Because it’s actually a good game and not western slop, games that you Lose are still fun btw. Whereas COD is only really fun if you can spray mexican zoomers and fentanyl addicts with a helicopter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49698993)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: supple office

SBMM is crucial for keeping Cliques in line. It’s best that Scumbags and Losers get sorted among their kind because the larger world would just scare and confuse them and increase their envy. Like the old poast from TheImmigrant/Cowgod about how proles watching football have no fucking idea what’s going on in the IBM commercials and they’re better off for it. What would a Scumbag make of, say, McKinsey? If he knew the truth about shit like “consulting” or MBB there would be blood in the streets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49697905)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:04 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

Not TI, cowgod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49698990)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Racy Jet Foreskin Point

(bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699002)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: aromatic cream bawdyhouse circlehead

SBMM is one of the best things to come to gaming and seeing dorks get mad about it on the internet makes me very happy.

Poker stars did a variant of it toward the end and the bumhunting dorks who played 10 tables and ruined all the games lost their shit. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699004)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: opaque sick really tough guy spot

It’s funny how their only argument is “I want to be able to relax and stomp n00bs”. Like even if they’re “right” it is the most unsympathetic argument imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

They say they don’t want every match to be “sweaty” or something. Ok then stop denying that you suck, Lose more and play casually with your True Equals….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699010)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression

they could just tank their mmr. but of course they want to have their cake and eat it too. they want their shinny plat league badge without playing people at their level. pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699014)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression

makes sense that the biggest SBMM whinners are misanthropic dorks. but lol at the entitlement of feeling your owed lobies of noobs to pubstomp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699011)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: wine tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699106)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699466)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch

The main argument against sbmm is it forces all players to tryhard and play only the most meta strategies and characters instead of being able to try off meta or creative strategies and approaches to playing

All of you guys who don't understand this but who call yourselves "Gamers" are telling on yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699470)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

That’s not “the” argument. That’s a thing that some people say. They’re free to go “off meta” at any time and take a hit to their pointless gamer score which can be quickly recovered anyway….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699867)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch

Don't be disingenuous, Champ. You're better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700108)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

It’s not the most prominent argument people make ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700861)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

I enjoy the smash bros whiners who tell each other “GSP (global smash power) doesn’t mean anything.” Yes it does, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49699012)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling bearded love of her life native

I hate SBMM so much. Games were much more fun when you had horrible players mixed in. Absolute studs mixed in totally carrying a team of scrubs. Totally mismatched teams where one completely decimates the other and they all quit.

I like seeing scoreboards where the top player is like 30-2 and the bottom player is 3-16. And I'm like 23-4 not because I was good but because I played cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700877)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: swollen disturbing crotch

(guy about to be accosted by a swarm of upset Simp Crew goons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700891)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: deranged liquid oxygen genital piercing

https://ibb.co/nqNWgFsC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700906)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700913)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression

does the mpc crew have some sort of rotation on who will necro threads? or is there like a hotline where someone is on call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700917)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: wine tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700918)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression

i thought group 2 included all of mpc but also included lots of OG poasters too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700920)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: wine tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700921)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Motley pontificating round eye indirect expression

well yeah flw couldnt afford the hosting fees and mpc doesn't exist. but theres a lot of former-mpc poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700924)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: wine tattoo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810124&forum_id=2#49700892)