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Why do finance bros work such long hours? what do they even do?

durr numbers.
deranged thirsty wrinkle pocket flask
  09/30/25
Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.
Narrow-minded Forum Death Wish
  09/30/25
what do they even talk about on these deal calls?
deranged thirsty wrinkle pocket flask
  09/30/25
Whether it’s Market
Snowy depressive yarmulke
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Geriatric French Chef Dragon
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Mauve spectacular codepig
  10/01/25
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Orchid Brethren
  10/01/25
You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the pa...
Geriatric French Chef Dragon
  09/30/25
isnt it all women now
Sick Cobalt Community Account Senate
  09/30/25
A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing...
rusted sadistic base
  09/30/25
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painfully honest big queen of the night rigor
  10/01/25
as with most white collar professions it seems that when eno...
vengeful piazza sandwich
  09/30/25
When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am t...
razzle round eye knife
  09/30/25
Synergy
180 Confused National
  09/30/25
Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?
adventurous theatre prole
  09/30/25
https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN
Awkward Fluffy Den
  10/01/25
Lolllll
Bateful sooty cruise ship
  10/01/25
You first have to understand that internal finance teams are...
bearded locale
  10/01/25
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painfully honest big queen of the night rigor
  10/01/25
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judgmental aggressive church building
  10/01/25
If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for th...
Light elastic band set
  10/01/25


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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: deranged thirsty wrinkle pocket flask

durr numbers.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Forum Death Wish

Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: deranged thirsty wrinkle pocket flask

what do they even talk about on these deal calls?

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy depressive yarmulke

Whether it’s Market

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Geriatric French Chef Dragon



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Mauve spectacular codepig



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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Orchid Brethren



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Geriatric French Chef Dragon

You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the papers are

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Sick Cobalt Community Account Senate

isnt it all women now

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: rusted sadistic base

A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing at the office

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: painfully honest big queen of the night rigor



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: vengeful piazza sandwich

as with most white collar professions it seems that when enough money is coming in the higher ups feel compelled to justify it with hours regardless of the usefulness of the hours

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: razzle round eye knife

When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am to 3 am 7 days a week

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: 180 Confused National

Synergy

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: adventurous theatre prole

Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?

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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Awkward Fluffy Den

https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN

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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Bateful sooty cruise ship

Lolllll

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: bearded locale

You first have to understand that internal finance teams are mostly retarded and spend most of the workday playing politics (i.e. presenting an unsupported image of competence, making their enemies look like fools, flattering leaders). These people all go home at 5:00 but if ambitious they keep texting and emailing with the other sociopaths who thrive in this context. However they outsource and delegate all specific work.

Now you have some project that demands actual work - eg big borrowing or acquisition, hitting a margin target that will require firing a bunch of people without breaking the business, crazy accounting/tax/hedging shit to make the numbers when all else fails. These projects have actual deadlines and require someone to ingest a ton of data and produce work product that satisfies leadership and gets the deal done in a way where no one can easily be blamed for missing something or doing a shitty deal. The solution we’ve arrived at is to pay senior finance bros insane amounts of money to haze junior finance bros into loading up on addy and staying up all night pumping out decks and models in the hopes of being promoted and continuing the cycle.

If you work in deals you will see over and over again that the top finance bros can go from knowing nothing about a company to running circles around the people who work for the company in terms of knowledge, strategy and problem-solving. This requires a lot of hours. We could have a different system but the one we have creates a lot of 9-5 jobs that can be done by dumb/lazy people and a smaller pool of insane jobs for intelligent motivated psychos who chase more deals, more money.

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: painfully honest big queen of the night rigor



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: judgmental aggressive church building



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Light elastic band set

If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for their time you might find it motivating to work long hours too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781832&forum_id=2#49317684)