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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
wonderful stead
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
Gen X: The Poast
indigo ticket booth
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Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen
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ungodly irate home gaping
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soggy appetizing market
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fighting vivacious telephone
  09/29/25
Who popped the question
Razzle-dazzle Station
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
Razzle-dazzle Station
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
mint public bath
  09/28/25
180
Violent dingle berry
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Opaque Puppy
  09/27/25
180
Vigorous trust fund
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lake business firm
  09/27/25
expected TSINAH
Hot slippery associate principal's office
  09/27/25
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Aphrodisiac misunderstood chapel place of business
  09/27/25
He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
know-it-all piazza
  09/27/25
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Hot slippery associate principal's office
  09/27/25
Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
Aphrodisiac misunderstood chapel place of business
  09/28/25
180
Mind-boggling plum site twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/25
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lake business firm
  09/27/25
180 congrats
brindle pocket flask church
  09/27/25
TY
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
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lake business firm
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
dark slimy depressive
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
dark slimy depressive
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/28/25
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lake business firm
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
copper dragon preventive strike
  09/28/25
Congrats?
Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
dark slimy depressive
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
Hot slippery associate principal's office
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
mint public bath
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency
  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
Vermilion cheese-eating gas station indirect expression
  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency
  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
Swashbuckling Dopamine
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
glittery lavender lay
  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
navy big senate
  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
Heady Ruby Stag Film
  09/27/25
Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
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Violent dingle berry
  09/28/25
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Nighttime Boltzmann
  09/30/25
Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
Razzle-dazzle Station
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
dark slimy depressive
  09/27/25
180
arousing incel
  09/27/25
180 congrats!
Fluffy Pit
  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
Yellow love of her life boiling water
  09/27/25
Congrats!
milky bull headed range
  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
twisted plaza
  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
180
filthy headpube
  09/28/25
180
twisted plaza
  09/28/25
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cyan confused school voyeur
  09/27/25
DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
know-it-all piazza
  09/27/25
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Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
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Violet Indian Lodge Toaster
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
mint public bath
  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
Opaque Puppy
  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
Soul-stirring space
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
dark slimy depressive
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
Soul-stirring space
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
Azure library clown
  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
fishy zippy windowlicker locus
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
fishy zippy windowlicker locus
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen
  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
emerald mother
  09/27/25
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Pea-brained chartreuse weed whacker
  09/28/25
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Swashbuckling Dopamine
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
emerald mother
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
Nubile peach ceo
  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
Swashbuckling Dopamine
  09/28/25
...
razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
Irradiated haunting black woman crackhouse
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
Beady-eyed hairless organic girlfriend
  09/28/25
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Well-lubricated Henna Parlor
  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
dark slimy depressive
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
Violet Indian Lodge Toaster
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
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razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
Violet Indian Lodge Toaster
  09/28/25
180
stirring laser beams trailer park
  09/28/25
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histrionic jew native
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Nighttime Boltzmann
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
Soul-stirring space
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
Pea-brained chartreuse weed whacker
  09/28/25
what's his name??
Geriatric school cafeteria
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Maniacal topaz sanctuary
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
Swashbuckling Dopamine
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
cr, ty
razzmatazz shivering lodge
  09/28/25
bravo
Violet Indian Lodge Toaster
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
multi-colored pontificating temple dog poop
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
multi-colored pontificating temple dog poop
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
Swashbuckling Dopamine
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Nighttime Boltzmann
  09/28/25
Thanks
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/28/25
180
soggy appetizing market
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Adventurous Talking Hospital Lettuce
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/29/25
congrats man!
indecent half-breed institution
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
ungodly irate home gaping
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
Translucent mildly autistic box office
  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: wonderful stead

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: indigo ticket booth

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: know-it-all piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308192)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: anal famous landscape painting area



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: sienna regret volcanic crater



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: high-end cruise ship



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308711)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309149)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: purple double fault



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309186)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: stirring laser beams trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: soggy appetizing market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309930)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: fighting vivacious telephone



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Station

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Station

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: mint public bath

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Violent dingle berry

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Opaque Puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Vigorous trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308047)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: lake business firm



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Hot slippery associate principal's office

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac misunderstood chapel place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: know-it-all piazza

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Hot slippery associate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac misunderstood chapel place of business

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plum site twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308054)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: lake business firm



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: brindle pocket flask church

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: lake business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308095)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: lake business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308096)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: copper dragon preventive strike

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Hot slippery associate principal's office

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: mint public bath

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency

Do you ever buttfuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308086)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Vermilion cheese-eating gas station indirect expression

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: hateful splenetic orchestra pit national security agency

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: glittery lavender lay

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: navy big senate

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Heady Ruby Stag Film

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Violent dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: soggy appetizing market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Nighttime Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Station

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: arousing incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Pit

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Yellow love of her life boiling water

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: milky bull headed range

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: twisted plaza

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: filthy headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: twisted plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Brilliant tanning salon gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: cyan confused school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: know-it-all piazza

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: mint public bath

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Opaque Puppy

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring space

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring space

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Azure library clown

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: fishy zippy windowlicker locus

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: fishy zippy windowlicker locus

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Abusive Gold Hunting Ground Kitchen

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: emerald mother

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained chartreuse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: emerald mother

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Nubile peach ceo

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Irradiated haunting black woman crackhouse

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairless organic girlfriend

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Henna Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: dark slimy depressive

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge Toaster

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge Toaster

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: stirring laser beams trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: histrionic jew native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Nighttime Boltzmann

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring space

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained chartreuse weed whacker

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Geriatric school cafeteria

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Maniacal topaz sanctuary

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz shivering lodge

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge Toaster

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating temple dog poop

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: multi-colored pontificating temple dog poop

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Dopamine

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Nighttime Boltzmann

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: soggy appetizing market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Talking Hospital Lettuce

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: indecent half-breed institution

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: ungodly irate home gaping

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Translucent mildly autistic box office

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317649)