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Is anyone else nostalgic for dorm life?

Get to live in a high rise, tiny room, just you and maybe a ...
Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
Yeah I'm also nostalgic for being a four year old but that ...
violent library preventive strike
  09/19/25
fuck no also this reminded me of my sophomore year in ug ...
Talking house
  09/19/25
When I was in undergrad, I had absolutely everything I neede...
Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
yeah, it's tough being 5'8
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Drunken meetinghouse
  09/19/25
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Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/19/25
Yeah, I could never understand why people were so eager to m...
up-to-no-good son of senegal
  09/19/25
The only downside of dorm life in my opinion was sometimes i...
Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
no
Cheese-eating well-lubricated idea he suggested
  09/19/25
wait until you find out about nursing homes
vigorous godawful corner striped hyena
  09/19/25
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Razzmatazz Magical Shrine Hunting Ground
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overrated emerald brunch
  09/19/25
college life sure dorms in particular no
adventurous insecure indirect expression resort
  09/19/25
There was something beautiful about being able to pivot in y...
Sadistic orchestra pit clown
  09/19/25
>>Moving easily into a summer sublet with your girlfri...
naked spot
  09/19/25
lol I did this too but at 23 while engaged when her comes to...
Sadistic orchestra pit clown
  09/19/25
i was with you at the beginning here
Frozen Sickened Selfie
  09/19/25
yup, everything i owned plus 2 pet guinea pigs fit into that...
Disgusting Doctorate Prole
  09/20/25
the space was fucking tiny and I had to share it with our st...
lavender alcoholic public bath
  09/19/25
theres no cafeteria?
Aggressive base knife
  09/19/25
Cq. We could get pizza delivered on our meal plan. Lots of u...
naked spot
  09/19/25
mine was suite style with no kitchen and only the public cam...
lavender alcoholic public bath
  09/19/25
2 cans? turkey?
underhanded space
  09/19/25
If you use it as a dip for tortilla chips, it’s ambros...
naked spot
  09/19/25
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lavender alcoholic public bath
  09/19/25
one time i got to hear my roommate’s entire convo brea...
underhanded space
  09/19/25
great imagery here, is this taking place on speakerphone
Frozen Sickened Selfie
  09/19/25
no, the girlfriend was there in the room with them
Buff blathering foreskin
  09/20/25
180. Sounds like a really cool bro to be around. My very fi...
Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
lol at them making you move what was the point of that? s...
marvelous stain associate
  09/21/25
so did u two have sex after or what
violent library preventive strike
  09/19/25
also i remembered one year my dorm room was RIGHT next to th...
Talking house
  09/19/25
Sixty years later I still have nightmares about it. Typicall...
big-titted brass theater stage coldplay fan
  09/19/25
Isn’t it weird how you can live in like 100 sq ft and ...
fear-inspiring internal respiration patrolman
  09/19/25
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Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/19/25
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Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
Never lived in a dorm which I have regrets about. But I d...
purple wonderful mexican
  09/19/25
were people getting blasted every night
Frozen Sickened Selfie
  09/19/25
Yes. Bars, restaurants, each other's hotel rooms, the hot...
purple wonderful mexican
  09/19/25
...
Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/19/25
yeah. can you make me 18 again pls?
laughsome church
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Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/20/25
the life without back pain part was 180
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Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
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violent library preventive strike
  09/19/25
12 year old piss stained dorm twin mattress with zero suppor...
Sadistic orchestra pit clown
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up-to-no-good son of senegal
  09/20/25
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fantasy-prone vivacious dog poop stag film
  09/20/25
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marvelous stain associate
  09/21/25
Sex on those tiny beds
trip tank depressive
  09/19/25
living in the frat >>>>>>> dorms.
Dull Sticky Skinny Woman
  09/19/25
How were the dorms at Franklin & Marshall? Stumbling bac...
Very Tactful Lay
  09/19/25
No no - it really sucked to have no care in the world and ha...
Bearded kitchen
  09/19/25
Communal naked man showers every day, no women anywhere. ...
Soul-stirring Lake Principal's Office
  09/19/25
Nancy Mace was there iirc
fear-inspiring internal respiration patrolman
  09/19/25
Halo 3 and the WWII COD. Getting arrested on campus. Getti...
Crystalline Heaven
  09/19/25
The guy who lived in the dorm room next to me had something ...
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  09/19/25
Im nostalgic for fucking strange hot young prime pussy and h...
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Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/20/25
if you're not retarded enough to get married and make enough...
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  09/19/25
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Avocado gas station national security agency
  09/20/25
My dorm had eco-friendly urinals that barely flushed, which ...
Swashbuckling Field Coffee Pot
  09/21/25
was pretty fun punking roommates didn't lock the laptop on...
Drunken meetinghouse
  09/28/25


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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Very Tactful Lay

Get to live in a high rise, tiny room, just you and maybe a bro roommate, communal bathroom cleaned by someone else, get to just chill out, walk outside and you're on a university campus, access to parks, nature, beauty. Have nothing but access to social relationships and SCHOLARSHIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283559)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: violent library preventive strike

Yeah I'm also nostalgic for being a four year old but that ain't coming back either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283563)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Talking house

fuck no

also this reminded me of my sophomore year in ug

i knocked on my roommates door and was like wanna hang out and he looked me up and down and was like no and closed his door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283568)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Very Tactful Lay

When I was in undergrad, I had absolutely everything I needed for a full and complete life and it was very affordable in retrospect. I worked at a sandwich shop and I made like $275 every 2 weeks. I got a check for $525 once a month from my parents. Between these two income sources, I paid my rent, I had enough to eat, I had enough for laundry and whatever else I needed, I got to work out in a nice gym, and I would go on super long walks--sometimes up to 7 miles-- through the various neighborhoods adjacent to my University. I had plenty of money and was saving some every month. I even had enough to fly across the country to another University, where I knew a girl. It was living the life of a retired person or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283590)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious dog poop stag film

yeah, it's tough being 5'8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284269)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Drunken meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283574)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284028)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: up-to-no-good son of senegal

Yeah, I could never understand why people were so eager to move off-campus at the first opportunity. Dorms ruled, everything was right there, food, bros, and women. Just leave your door open and someone will wander in with something to do. Even Losers like me could get laid or drunk or high or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283604)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Very Tactful Lay

The only downside of dorm life in my opinion was sometimes it was noisy and annoying and they had rules against stoves so you couldn’t cook your own food. It was, on balance, pretty idyllic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283609)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating well-lubricated idea he suggested

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283612)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: vigorous godawful corner striped hyena

wait until you find out about nursing homes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283629)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Magical Shrine Hunting Ground



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: overrated emerald brunch



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Date: September 19th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: adventurous insecure indirect expression resort

college life sure

dorms in particular no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283647)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Sadistic orchestra pit clown

There was something beautiful about being able to pivot in your desk chair and reach every single thing that you owned. And being able to fit it all into your 1994 4Runner with room to spare. Moving easily into a summer sublet with your girlfriend to play house for two months since no parents were coming to visit until fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283837)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: naked spot

>>Moving easily into a summer sublet with your girlfriend to play house for two months since no parents were coming to visit until fall.

Man…I remember a semi-surprise visit and I had to hide all her shit and make it seem like it belonged to the person I was subletting from. And she had to go chill at a friend’s place in the evening so it wasn’t quite as obvious that she was living there. I still wonder if my parents knew…it’s probably like when my middle school aged kid now lies to me and thinks she’s getting away with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283888)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Sadistic orchestra pit clown

lol I did this too but at 23 while engaged when her comes to conservahero dad "popped by" on a business trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285054)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Frozen Sickened Selfie

i was with you at the beginning here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283893)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Disgusting Doctorate Prole

yup, everything i owned plus 2 pet guinea pigs fit into that vehicle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49287512)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: lavender alcoholic public bath

the space was fucking tiny and I had to share it with our stupid bunk beds and no kitchen.

wtf i have no idea what i ate that entire year just like microwavable TJ chili out of a can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283852)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Aggressive base knife

theres no cafeteria?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283892)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: naked spot

Cq. We could get pizza delivered on our meal plan. Lots of us would go days at a time not leaving are rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283928)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: lavender alcoholic public bath

mine was suite style with no kitchen and only the public campus cafeteria. i didnt get a meal plan though cuz that shit looked awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283970)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: underhanded space

2 cans? turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283942)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: naked spot

If you use it as a dip for tortilla chips, it’s ambrosia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49283950)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: lavender alcoholic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284036)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: underhanded space

one time i got to hear my roommate’s entire convo breaking up with his very longtime girlfriend. he was reclined on a la-z-boy he had (which was huge in that tiny space but w/e) and playing with his socks, halfway off his feet. she was crying nonstop. he was being matter of fact and alternating between trying to comfort her (so she would stfu) and delivering heavy blows. favorite line (direct quote l’ll never forget) “babe, babe. I love you. [10 second pause] But I love a lot of people.”

weird guy but undeniably alpha. pretty sure he’s now a small town small business king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284010)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Selfie

great imagery here, is this taking place on speakerphone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284018)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Buff blathering foreskin

no, the girlfriend was there in the room with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49287762)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Very Tactful Lay

180. Sounds like a really cool bro to be around.

My very first roommate was super weird and dorky and probably a closeted homo. I remember he would basically record everything I was doing in a journal. Then, he went and told the RA that I was suicidal. Their response to this was to move me to a tiny ass 20 room dormitory where only international students were housed. It was awful and it set in motion my plans to leave that university.

At my next school, my roommate was pretty chill. Still a nerd, but he was in an engineering program and pretty chadly as far as engineers go. Never had any issues with him. Although sometimes he would play games late at night while I was trying to sleep, but that’s not a super big deal. I’m sure I annoyed him too at times. He was dating some chick who went to JMU and then he dumped her. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284025)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: marvelous stain associate

lol at them making you move

what was the point of that? so if you actually did killself in your dorm it would be less of a hassle for the school to deal with? wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49288667)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: violent library preventive strike

so did u two have sex after or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284044)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Talking house

also i remembered one year my dorm room was RIGHT next to the swimming pool my gf of 5 years had just left me and all year i had to watch hot happy girls out there enjoy themselves w chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284082)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: big-titted brass theater stage coldplay fan

Sixty years later I still have nightmares about it. Typically I am back there at my present age living with nerds and wondering why the fuck I am doing this all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284092)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring internal respiration patrolman

Isn’t it weird how you can live in like 100 sq ft and not even care? Proof that no one needs anything. As long as phenotype is intact and not ruined it’s nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284095)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



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Date: September 19th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Very Tactful Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284151)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: purple wonderful mexican

Never lived in a dorm which I have regrets about.

But I did do bigfed, which included 9 weeks of in-person training. Hundreds of people (mostly 20somethings) all in the same hotel. It was completely 180. Basically all the benefits of dorm life with none of the downsides. No RAs, no bosses, just instructors that aren't going to dime on you as long as you don't massively fuck up.

You have your own room. Tons of drinking. You can't cook food in your hotel room and you're getting paid a per diem so you have to go out to restaurants every single night with your bros. I know that sort of shit gets old real fast in the context of regular business travel. But this was completely different. You're not working hard at all and you have tons of choices in who you hang out with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284189)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Frozen Sickened Selfie

were people getting blasted every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284195)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: purple wonderful mexican

Yes.

Bars, restaurants, each other's hotel rooms, the hotel lobby, there was a lounge on one floor that only us bigfeds had access to that had free sodas (i.e. mixers). I went to 3 concerts and got hammered each time.

Monday though Thursday I kept it relatively chill. Fridays and Saturdays - self explanatory. Sundays we started the earliest because the NFL was on, so we'd go to a sports bar and drink and watch football all day. Kept it chill enough that I wasn't overly hungover for Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284245)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285651)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: laughsome church

yeah. can you make me 18 again pls?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284265)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious dog poop stag film

the life without back pain part was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284271)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic feces rehab



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Very Tactful Lay



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: violent library preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284549)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Sadistic orchestra pit clown

12 year old piss stained dorm twin mattress with zero support and a shot box spring shared with your 99lb girlfriend with pointy elbows and still no back pain tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285058)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good son of senegal



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Date: September 20th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious dog poop stag film



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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: marvelous stain associate



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: trip tank depressive

Sex on those tiny beds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284552)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Dull Sticky Skinny Woman

living in the frat >>>>>>> dorms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284558)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Very Tactful Lay

How were the dorms at Franklin & Marshall? Stumbling back from the Wendy's across the street? Was it 180?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284573)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Bearded kitchen

No no - it really sucked to have no care in the world and having to live in the same building as two hundred 18 year old girls.

I don't know what was worse, sleeping in until noon, having 20 guys on the same floor to play XBox with at any time, or the girls walking to the bathroom in their towels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284596)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Lake Principal's Office

Communal naked man showers every day, no women anywhere.

In retrospect, Citadel sounds like heaven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284604)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring internal respiration patrolman

Nancy Mace was there iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285004)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Crystalline Heaven

Halo 3 and the WWII COD. Getting arrested on campus. Getting jerked off while roommate was in the top bunk. Getting caught jerking off. Having to meet the dorm master who was a Rutgers law grad. Being there when the cops came and seeing bud get arrested over an ounce of weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49284843)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: jade queen of the night trailer park

The guy who lived in the dorm room next to me had something like 50 full piss bottles discovered in his room. So no, not really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285064)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: odious bbw

Im nostalgic for fucking strange hot young prime pussy and having only mild hangovers after vicious benders. A few people i lived with were cool. Other than that, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285069)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Drunken meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49287419)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49287749)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: glittery bistre windowlicker home

if you're not retarded enough to get married and make enough money you can do this without having to live next to retards and shit in a public bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49285072)



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Date: September 20th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Irradiated fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Avocado gas station national security agency



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Date: September 21st, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Field Coffee Pot

My dorm had eco-friendly urinals that barely flushed, which was almost enough to get rid of the piss smell but useless for clearing vomit, so the bathrooms stank all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49289083)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Drunken meetinghouse

was pretty fun punking roommates

didn't lock the laptop one time and I returned to find meatspin playing full screen with the "cock counter" (or whatever it was) at 4000+ spins.

months later he let his guard down - told me he was bringing over his gf and asked for some privacy. printed out a fairly large copy of "tub girl" and stuffed her in his pillow for them to find later.

only time he got upset was when I put Obama '08 and coexist stickers on his pickup like 20 minutes before his parents came to visit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777535&forum_id=2#49309692)