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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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iridescent cocky new version
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
lemon mad-dog skullcap
  05/20/25
Never played it
iridescent cocky new version
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Disgusting sapphire milk principal's office
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
iridescent cocky new version
  05/20/25
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anal ceo center
  10/24/25
wario land
Bossy up-to-no-good corner black woman
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
iridescent cocky new version
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Talking filthpig hall
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
iridescent cocky new version
  05/20/25
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anal ceo center
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
nighttime bipolar stage skinny woman
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
iridescent cocky new version
  10/23/25
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anal ceo center
  10/23/25
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Curious whorehouse
  10/23/25
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anal ceo center
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Rebellious trust fund senate
  10/23/25
Jesus
lemon mad-dog skullcap
  10/23/25
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anal ceo center
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
spectacular transparent giraffe rehab
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
spectacular transparent giraffe rehab
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
lemon mad-dog skullcap
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
spectacular transparent giraffe rehab
  10/25/25
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anal ceo center
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
spectacular transparent giraffe rehab
  10/25/25
180
anal ceo center
  10/25/25
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iridescent cocky new version
  10/25/25
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anal ceo center
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap

We're doing rape tape right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48949213)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Disgusting sapphire milk principal's office

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48949395)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

It came out in 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48949423)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: anal ceo center



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Bossy up-to-no-good corner black woman

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Talking filthpig hall

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48949452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

Yeah that was engagement bait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48949455)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: anal ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369977)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: nighttime bipolar stage skinny woman

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#48952001)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: anal ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369976)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Curious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369600)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: anal ceo center



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Rebellious trust fund senate

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49370048)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: anal ceo center



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: spectacular transparent giraffe rehab

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: spectacular transparent giraffe rehab

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lemon mad-dog skullcap

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: spectacular transparent giraffe rehab

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: anal ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: spectacular transparent giraffe rehab

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374915)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: anal ceo center

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: iridescent cocky new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374922)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: anal ceo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374956)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#50094775)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#50094784)