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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Passionate laser beams
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
disturbing stead
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
stimulating fishy famous landscape painting
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Passionate laser beams
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Passionate laser beams
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Claret Laughsome Chapel Organic Girlfriend
  04/08/25
that's rude
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
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Passionate laser beams
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
bateful new version tanning salon
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Khaki Toaster Pervert
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/08/25
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Passionate laser beams
  04/08/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Passionate laser beams
  04/09/25
...
Passionate laser beams
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Well-lubricated Stage Deer Antler
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Carmine marvelous ceo
  04/09/25
Ty
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/09/25
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Plum french chef parlour
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Odious market
  04/09/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Maize national dragon
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
shimmering provocative potus corner
  05/02/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  05/12/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Carmine marvelous ceo
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  06/26/25
OP?
Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  06/27/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  07/09/25
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Bearded lilac goyim trailer park
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: disturbing stead

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: stimulating fishy famous landscape painting

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Claret Laughsome Chapel Organic Girlfriend

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: bateful new version tanning salon

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood Quadroon Genital Piercing

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Khaki Toaster Pervert

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Passionate laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stage Deer Antler

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Carmine marvelous ceo

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Plum french chef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Odious market

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Maize national dragon

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: shimmering provocative potus corner

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Carmine marvelous ceo

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Aromatic Gas Station Fat Ankles

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bawdyhouse

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Bearded lilac goyim trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)