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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.”

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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca

Seattle’s Workplace Discrimination Protections include weight as a protected class — a fact that Sheila, Kalisha, and Keisha, my grocery store resident BBW triumvirate, have weaponized to wage war against me.

This afternoon, I was summoned to HR, where Tabitha, mid-bite of a double cheeseburger, informed me they had filed a joint complaint. The charge? I’ve been fostering an “anti-thicc culture.”

The catalyst? I suggested that maybe—just maybe—they rotate seating during breaks to reduce congestion in the staff lounge. Apparently, this innocuous suggestion was a “systemic attack on body positivity.”

Tabitha, with grease glistening on her fingers, glared at me like I’d just suggested banning snacks. “Evan, do you have any idea what kind of lawsuit this could bring? Fix your attitude, friend.”

Meanwhile, the BBWs were already celebrating their victory, sprawled across the entire breakroom couch like it was a throne. Sheila held court, loudly declaring, “This is a safe space now.”

Keisha chimed in, “If Evan wants to sit, he can stand outside.” Kalisha cackled and dared me with her eyes to say otherwise.

As I slinked back to the floor, a Karen cornered me to complain that her cashier had “bruised her organic apples.” The BBWs, now emboldened, waddled by, sharing a family-sized bag of chips, smirking as if daring me to take one more misstep.

Spent the rest of the day rearranging stock, fantasizing about calling OSHA on them. Leaned against the backroom door and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: Obsidian hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2025 4:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:28 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 9th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:11 PM
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca

This is fine.

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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:18 AM
Author: Insecure Scourge Upon The Earth Liquid Oxygen

This is fine.

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Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca

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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: January 5th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good resort macaca



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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:02 PM
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