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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
violent razzmatazz home jew
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
histrionic infuriating dilemma
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
violent razzmatazz home jew
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
histrionic infuriating dilemma
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
heady multi-billionaire
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Vigorous fantasy-prone candlestick maker scourge upon the earth
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
violent razzmatazz home jew
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Wonderful Violet Haunted Graveyard
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Bateful location
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
mind-boggling impertinent jewess hominid
  09/18/24
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self-absorbed orchid stag film
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Up-to-no-good puce stain business firm
  09/18/24
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Electric white goyim
  09/19/24
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High-end startled shrine
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Bearded pisswyrm
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Rose crawly public bath
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
sienna orchestra pit police squad
  10/04/24
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violent razzmatazz home jew
  12/20/24
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Chartreuse effete area codepig
  02/27/25
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exciting at-the-ready lay
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: violent razzmatazz home jew

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: histrionic infuriating dilemma

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: violent razzmatazz home jew

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: histrionic infuriating dilemma

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: heady multi-billionaire

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Vigorous fantasy-prone candlestick maker scourge upon the earth

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: violent razzmatazz home jew

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Violet Haunted Graveyard

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Bateful location

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling impertinent jewess hominid

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed orchid stag film



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good puce stain business firm

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Electric white goyim



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: High-end startled shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165171)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Bearded pisswyrm

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Rose crawly public bath

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit police squad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: violent razzmatazz home jew



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse effete area codepig



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: exciting at-the-ready lay



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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