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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
blue shaky state quadroon
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Fuchsia travel guidebook
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
blue shaky state quadroon
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Fuchsia travel guidebook
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
pea-brained sadistic university clown
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
pea-brained sadistic university clown
  09/10/24
Same
Copper provocative field
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
pea-brained sadistic university clown
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
blue shaky state quadroon
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
pea-brained sadistic university clown
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
blue shaky state quadroon
  09/10/24
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Fuchsia travel guidebook
  09/10/24
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Big native
  09/10/24
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Irradiated Shimmering Parlor Crotch
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Fuchsia travel guidebook
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
sooty menage sandwich
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Glassy doobsian friendly grandma
  09/10/24
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blue shaky state quadroon
  09/10/24
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angry site
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
pea-brained sadistic university clown
  09/10/24
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motley locus puppy
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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red cuckoldry
  10/07/24
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red cuckoldry
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Mildly autistic up-to-no-good nibblets volcanic crater
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
blue shaky state quadroon
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Vivacious turdskin
  11/26/24
1800000
razzle-dazzle stage
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Fuchsia travel guidebook

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia travel guidebook

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: pea-brained sadistic university clown

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: pea-brained sadistic university clown

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Copper provocative field

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: pea-brained sadistic university clown

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: pea-brained sadistic university clown

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Big native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Shimmering Parlor Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia travel guidebook

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: sooty menage sandwich

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Glassy doobsian friendly grandma

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: angry site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: pea-brained sadistic university clown

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: motley locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic up-to-no-good nibblets volcanic crater

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: blue shaky state quadroon

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Vivacious turdskin

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580)