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Simplest explanation for Shroud of Turin (occam's razor): Jesus emitted sunrays

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunli...
swollen racy dysfunction lay
  08/23/24
I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the su...
awkward saffron old irish cottage
  11/11/24
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Buck-toothed Buff Blood Rage
  11/11/24
couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?
Tripping Party Of The First Part
  08/23/24
Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out in...
swollen racy dysfunction lay
  08/23/24
IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyram...
Canary vibrant state double fault
  08/23/24
I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would ne...
swollen racy dysfunction lay
  08/23/24
Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is complete...
cracking flickering jewess
  11/11/24
BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually ...
cracking flickering jewess
  11/11/24
The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousan...
swollen racy dysfunction lay
  11/11/24
Jesus loves you and is the son of God.
dashing drunken school
  08/23/24
great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt
twinkling soul-stirring institution
  08/27/24
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Stimulating stain really tough guy
  08/27/24
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Canary vibrant state double fault
  08/27/24
jesus wants me for a sunbeam
Chocolate corn cake
  11/11/24
if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the rea...
Balding gaped base new version
  11/11/24
Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the b...
big citrine multi-billionaire
  11/11/24
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https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/22/25


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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: swollen racy dysfunction lay

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunlight) shot out of His body and left this kind of burn-mark in His image in the cloth.

Every other explanation requires all sorts of logical contortions and baseless assumptions. The above listed explanation only requires you to believe that Jesus emitted these photons after He died. Even if you think that's a baseless assumption, it's still the ONLY assumption my theory requires. Occam's razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48000020)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: awkward saffron old irish cottage

I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the sun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323057)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Buff Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324043)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Tripping Party Of The First Part

couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48000025)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: swollen racy dysfunction lay

Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out into the surrounding fabric and give us a much blurrier image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001076)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Canary vibrant state double fault

IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyramids are always liberal artists who don’t know wtf they’re talking about. An Engineer could come up with all sorts of shit we haven’t heard about. You could probably re-create the shroud of Turin by using some Herb or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001101)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: swollen racy dysfunction lay

I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would never occur to me to use actual 1,400 year old cloth 700 years before we had the technology to determine the age of cloth.

Also, there was no way for a buyer to know how old a piece of cloth was cira 1350 AD. There was simply no society on earth that kept continuous track of time between 0AD and 1350. It would have been pure dumb luck that this forgery artist snagged a piece of cloth that was exactly the right age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001110)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: cracking flickering jewess

Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is completely conceivable that some Middle Age opportunists located some AUTHENTIC AD 0 cloth when raping and pillaging their way across the holy land and used it to fake the Shroud of Turin and straight DEFRAUD some wealthy gilded era venician merchants.

It could have been taken from a tomb with a date on it. Or used to wrap up some relics in a monastery and closely tracked across ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323045)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: cracking flickering jewess

BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually believe the shroud is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324030)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: swollen racy dysfunction lay

The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousand years after the cloth was made. Who was keeping tabs on anything for a 1000 years continuously anywhere in the world?

Grave robbery might make sense if there's an actual inscription you can read that gives the actual accurate date of the burial. But why bother? The Pope wasn't doing radiocarbon dating back then. Why wouldn't crusaders just use any old linen to make the entire thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324346)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: dashing drunken school

Jesus loves you and is the son of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001113)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring institution

great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013119)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Stimulating stain really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013152)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Canary vibrant state double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013181)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Chocolate corn cake

jesus wants me for a sunbeam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323063)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Balding gaped base new version

if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the real antichrist and Elon Musk is his Head Demon of Lies and Evil. Elon Musk rearranged is, after all, Lone Skum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323159)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: big citrine multi-billionaire

Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the back. Pretty good chance it's the real deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#49452530)