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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
big-titted people who are hurt locus
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Was it a babby tree?
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
big-titted people who are hurt locus
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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big-titted people who are hurt locus
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
boyish magenta area
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: big-titted people who are hurt locus

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Flatulent avocado really tough guy national security agency

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: big-titted people who are hurt locus

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Flatulent avocado really tough guy national security agency

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Massive Codepig Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460513)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Canary boistinker headpube

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: henna stead



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: big-titted people who are hurt locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459740)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: rambunctious mentally impaired stage multi-billionaire



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: wine nursing home filthpig



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Massive Codepig Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460516)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling greedy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460961)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Mint Macaca Chad



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Mischievous spectacular tank boiling water

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: big-titted people who are hurt locus

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: boyish magenta area

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: jade home fat ankles

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: big-titted people who are hurt locus

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: 180 cocky stag film

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: cowardly irradiated state main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459873)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Frozen den puppy



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Angry pea-brained idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling greedy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: glassy fragrant background story



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Racy point laser beams



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Dashing elite skinny woman fanboi

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: boyish magenta area

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Massive Codepig Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle purple temple therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460699)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Trip coldplay fan

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Floppy ratface menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: cracking sapphire theater voyeur

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: boyish magenta area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Angry pea-brained idiot university

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: brilliant ceo

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: boyish magenta area

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Blathering address travel guidebook

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: metal rigpig sex offender

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: cowardly irradiated state main people

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: wonderful effete place of business

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Blathering address travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Massive Codepig Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: flushed hall clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Angry pea-brained idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling greedy native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Contagious crackhouse mediation



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Mint Macaca Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461255)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Blathering address travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: slap-happy ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Histrionic kitty cat

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Blathering address travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: metal rigpig sex offender

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Tantric Parlour Alpha

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Violent erotic keepsake machete indian lodge

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Magical transparent lettuce mother

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: glassy fragrant background story

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Contagious crackhouse mediation

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Mint Macaca Chad

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: boyish magenta area

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Angry pea-brained idiot university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461972)



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Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
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