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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
pink harsh theater stage
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Adventurous glassy principal's office
  03/02/24
...
Erotic fragrant deer antler
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Citrine Old Irish Cottage
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
pink harsh theater stage
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Citrine Old Irish Cottage
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
pink harsh theater stage
  03/02/24
lmao
heady submissive whorehouse indirect expression
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Hairless mauve internal respiration stage
  03/03/24
...
brass hyperactive lodge
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
ruby histrionic trump supporter
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
sable house police squad
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
concupiscible silver friendly grandma location
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Dashing Chocolate Address Volcanic Crater
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
odious philosopher-king institution
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Opaque gas station circlehead
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Startled Vivacious Spot Milk
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Wonderful Bbw Business Firm
  03/02/24
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stubborn razzmatazz scourge upon the earth ratface
  03/02/24
...
honey-headed chapel
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
stubborn razzmatazz scourge upon the earth ratface
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
honey-headed chapel
  03/02/24
...
heady submissive whorehouse indirect expression
  03/03/24
...
Swashbuckling forum telephone
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
tan maniacal space doctorate
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Maize Ticket Booth
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Maize Ticket Booth
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Vibrant arrogant church building idea he suggested
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Citrine Old Irish Cottage
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Maroon diverse juggernaut
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
peach glittery boiling water
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Balding low-t cruise ship
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
shaky fishy skinny woman heaven
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
odious philosopher-king institution
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
concupiscible silver friendly grandma location
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
sable house police squad
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
House-broken sweet tailpipe athletic conference
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital
  03/03/24
"shit"
Startled Vivacious Spot Milk
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
floppy field
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
beady-eyed grizzly tanning salon
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Hairraiser Flushed Menage Depressive
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Splenetic Crackhouse
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Exciting orchestra pit
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Canary Coiffed School Cafeteria
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Violent lake garrison
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
ruby histrionic trump supporter
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Shivering Jewess Alpha
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Shivering Jewess Alpha
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/11/24
...
Excitant Stag Film Knife
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
sable house police squad
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
multi-colored coldplay fan rigor
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Opaque gas station circlehead
  03/11/24
...
multi-colored coldplay fan rigor
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Shivering Jewess Alpha
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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brass hyperactive lodge
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/12/24
...
mind-boggling temple turdskin
  03/12/24
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Chartreuse Gay Wizard
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
odious philosopher-king institution
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Cerebral massive azn
  03/13/24
...
bull headed twinkling brunch cuck
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
vengeful casino
  03/13/24
...
Erotic fragrant deer antler
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Cerebral massive azn
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
multi-colored coldplay fan rigor
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Federal Station
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Splenetic Crackhouse
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Violent lake garrison
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
bull headed twinkling brunch cuck
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Cerebral massive azn
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
dun feces abode
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
concupiscible silver friendly grandma location
  03/16/24
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Titillating sexy dysfunction ladyboy
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Erotic fragrant deer antler
  03/16/24
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Excitant Stag Film Knife
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
curious laser beams
  03/16/24
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Electric Cocky Base
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
Self-centered den sound barrier
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Apoplectic corner
  03/16/24
...
sable house police squad
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
Lucky
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: pink harsh theater stage

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Adventurous glassy principal's office

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Erotic fragrant deer antler



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Citrine Old Irish Cottage

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: pink harsh theater stage

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Citrine Old Irish Cottage

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: pink harsh theater stage

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: heady submissive whorehouse indirect expression

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Hairless mauve internal respiration stage

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: brass hyperactive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: ruby histrionic trump supporter

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: sable house police squad

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: concupiscible silver friendly grandma location

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Dashing Chocolate Address Volcanic Crater

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: odious philosopher-king institution

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Opaque gas station circlehead

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Startled Vivacious Spot Milk

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Bbw Business Firm

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz scourge upon the earth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: honey-headed chapel



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: stubborn razzmatazz scourge upon the earth ratface

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: honey-headed chapel

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: heady submissive whorehouse indirect expression



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling forum telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: tan maniacal space doctorate

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Maize Ticket Booth

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Maize Ticket Booth

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Vibrant arrogant church building idea he suggested

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Citrine Old Irish Cottage

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Maroon diverse juggernaut

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: peach glittery boiling water

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Balding low-t cruise ship

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: shaky fishy skinny woman heaven

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king institution

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible silver friendly grandma location

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: sable house police squad

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: House-broken sweet tailpipe athletic conference

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Startled Vivacious Spot Milk

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: floppy field

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed grizzly tanning salon

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: rambunctious partner mad cow disease

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Flushed Menage Depressive

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Splenetic Crackhouse

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Exciting orchestra pit

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Canary Coiffed School Cafeteria

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Violent lake garrison

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Thriller Dog Poop Point

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: ruby histrionic trump supporter

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired tank hospital

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Shivering Jewess Alpha

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Shivering Jewess Alpha

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Excitant Stag Film Knife



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: sable house police squad

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: multi-colored coldplay fan rigor

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: vigorous bat-shit-crazy personal credit line twinkling uncleanness

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Opaque gas station circlehead

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: multi-colored coldplay fan rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Shivering Jewess Alpha

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Claret Center Marketing Idea

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: brass hyperactive lodge



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling temple turdskin



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse Gay Wizard



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king institution

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Cerebral massive azn

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: bull headed twinkling brunch cuck



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: vengeful casino

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Erotic fragrant deer antler



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Cerebral massive azn

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: multi-colored coldplay fan rigor

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Federal Station

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Crackhouse

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Violent lake garrison

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: bull headed twinkling brunch cuck

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible silver friendly grandma location

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Talking Fluffy Home



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: marvelous bronze foreskin pit



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: soggy step-uncle's house main people



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Excitant Stag Film Knife



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Coral misanthropic shrine national security agency

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king institution

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Cerebral massive azn

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: dun feces abode

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: concupiscible silver friendly grandma location

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Titillating sexy dysfunction ladyboy



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chad Nowag

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: nighttime irradiated locale people who are hurt

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Erotic fragrant deer antler

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Excitant Stag Film Knife



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: curious laser beams

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Electric Cocky Base



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Self-centered den sound barrier

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic corner

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: sable house police squad



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Stimulating unholy windowlicker mediation

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Spruce locus

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling temple turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: insane becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: vengeful casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Shivering Jewess Alpha

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: big-titted galvanic stage mexican

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: lascivious buff puppy



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