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average 40 year old mom is significantly hotter in 2023 than 1983

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatic...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
Age is flame
excitant legend
  06/26/23
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fluffy public bath newt
  01/01/26
Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s look...
concupiscible flushed abode
  06/26/23
the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obvious...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997...
chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles
  06/26/23
If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eye...
abusive house alpha
  06/26/23
that's really a lib problem https://www.researchgate.net/...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
UMC = lib
abusive house alpha
  06/26/23
lmao sure bud
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
I’m right
abusive house alpha
  06/26/23
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Vibrant very tactful shrine
  01/01/26
Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of b...
chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles
  06/26/23
Different phenomenon The women on 25 years of hormonal ...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after t...
chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles
  06/26/23
Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the ...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this th...
Galvanic Wagecucks Indian Lodge
  06/26/23
youre literally responding to consuela
contagious crusty field karate
  06/26/23
Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health iss...
contagious crusty field karate
  06/26/23
(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)
abusive house alpha
  06/26/23
This is true, but the percentage of the population that can ...
Ultramarine confused step-uncle's house masturbator
  06/26/23
hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.
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  06/26/23
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cruel-hearted appetizing address place of business
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Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed
  06/26/23
it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking people forget ju...
Spectacular Theater Stage
  06/26/23
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supple whorehouse
  06/26/23
cr, and UMC and above are eating better now
Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed
  06/26/23
cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepa...
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
this weighs into it as well
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
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chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles
  06/26/23
The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can eas...
Burgundy Bespoke Stag Film
  06/26/23
sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion
Yapping corner
  06/26/23
pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo...
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hilarious deranged kitchen
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cerebral coffee pot
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cruel-hearted appetizing address place of business
  06/26/23
wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy
Bearded Community Account Spot
  06/26/23
you take that back
Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom ...
chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles
  06/26/23
wtf i love current year america now
Bearded Community Account Spot
  06/26/23
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Silver Razzle Telephone
  06/26/23
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twinkling forum factory reset button
  06/26/23
reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless ameri...
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  01/01/26
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Brindle adventurous cruise ship
  01/01/26
My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983
Startled dashing hominid
  06/26/23
did you put her in an oven?
Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed
  06/26/23
To be fair, Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20...
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Silver Razzle Telephone
  08/28/23
less longbutt now
stubborn temple
  08/28/23
💯
Silver Razzle Telephone
  08/28/23
fyi hth, fwiw
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  01/01/26
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Vibrant very tactful shrine
  01/01/26
There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running...
Stirring site
  01/01/26
2027 is over already
razzmatazz library dingle berry
  01/01/26
2028 is my year
Spectacular Theater Stage
  01/01/26
Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha...
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  01/01/26


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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatically more obese. but obesity is highly concentrated in what you might call disadvantaged socioeconomic groups. Those overweight tatto'd women aren't marrying lawyers.

MC and UMC moms in 2023 are light years ahead of their 1980s and 1990s counterparts. A lot of this is due to basically tech advances in clothing, makeup, hair, and yes plastic surgery. Society is also much less modest, which translated to dowdy, but even pointedly "modest" women in 2023 (ie not total tramps) still mostly look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474460)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: excitant legend

Age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474514)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: fluffy public bath newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554679)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed abode

Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s looked like Ferris Bueller’s mom…fuckable yes, but with awful 80s helmet hair, blazers with shoulder pads, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474482)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obviously she is top .01% in any era, but comparing her with the 1983 ladies in the crowd one thing that stands out is how she could fit in today, but the others would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474492)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles

Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997 Vanna in some body contouring athleisure wear, give her Botox and a 2023 skill level breast lift and enough nutrition and fitness knowledge to max out her preservation of her natural leanness and curves, plus some lipo and/or ozembic as necessary and you have a fucking smokeshow age adjusted 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474850)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: abusive house alpha

If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eyes yeah probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474489)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

that's really a lib problem

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Emil-O-W-Kirkegaard/publication/339541044/figure/fig20/AS:881692394926080@1587223256026/a-Mental-health-outcomes-by-political-ideology-and-sex-treatment-for-mental-health.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474494)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: abusive house alpha

UMC = lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474510)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

lmao sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474521)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: abusive house alpha

I’m right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474535)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant very tactful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554565)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles

Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474856)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

Different phenomenon

The women on 25 years of hormonal birth control are not the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

Poaster below may be correct insofar as these women are selecting out of this demographic, leaving only the relative cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474875)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles

Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after they started their periods. That was a protocol that started to happen more and more to xennials and older millennials where obgyns would write a prescription for any girl who missed a couple periods or complained about PMS. Boomer parents were all for it because they wanted to make sure their kids didn’t get teenmompwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474933)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the women being discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474970)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Wagecucks Indian Lodge

>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

You think the 40yo suburban moms are the ones getting lipo and wearing body-contouring athleisure wear and NOT taking bc? lmfao are you unmoored from reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474939)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: contagious crusty field karate

youre literally responding to consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474979)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: contagious crusty field karate

Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health issues run rampant? you dont say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474977)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: abusive house alpha

(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475211)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine confused step-uncle's house masturbator

This is true, but the percentage of the population that can reasonably be characterized as MC and UMC has shrunk considerably since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474491)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474499)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: coiffed immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474820)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted appetizing address place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474853)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474516)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Spectacular Theater Stage

it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking

people forget just how badly smoking a pack of cigs a day fucks you up physically, especially women who were just standing around the house all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474493)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: supple whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474508)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed

cr, and UMC and above are eating better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474515)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepackaged TV dinners that were supposedly lowfat but were absolute nutritional disasters. now the yuppie approach is Whole Foods which is just objectively superior method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474525)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

this weighs into it as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474522)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474860)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: Burgundy Bespoke Stag Film

The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can easily divorce u and take u for all ur $$. The only way to be protected is if she's a worker bee and makes more $$ than you. But then by default ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474506)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Yapping corner

sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474512)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: twinkling forum factory reset button

pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474517)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: supple whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474526)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474538)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: Spectacular Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474544)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: hideous underhanded ceo mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474859)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: hilarious deranged kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725396)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: cerebral coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554696)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted appetizing address place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474822)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Bearded Community Account Spot

wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474830)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

you take that back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474889)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson chad fat ankles

I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom for the other team there in a full athleisure getup who had the massive tits that are probably down to her knees when she’s naked but she had them hoisted up and smashed together so that she was showing 4+” of cleavage that was like straight out of a brazzers video with a yoga or fucked by trainer at gym set up. Her waist was of course basically corseted and her ass cheeks were molded into a nice perky butt. The dads of course all saw her right away and were stealing glances, but it was so funny watching the 12 year olds on our team checking her out. They didn’t clock her until the second quarter but then there was this awesome sequence where you could see one on the bench notice and then tell the next kid and eventually they were all staring blatantly and talking to each other about it until she put her jacket on and zipped up and then they all made this theatrical “Awww” sound of disapproval like the laugh track on a sitcom. Then that mom’s kid started faking an injury and took himself out of the game and she came down to him and he whined to her that he was hurt for five minutes until they just left. I was thinking as they were walking out “oh the world athleisure wear has wrought. You would never have seen that at an 11-12 basketball game 20 years ago.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474917)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Bearded Community Account Spot

wtf i love current year america now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474921)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474954)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: twinkling forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474989)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless america and thank you president Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554707)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Brindle adventurous cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554714)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Startled dashing hominid

My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46474926)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: Low-t swashbuckling kitty cat half-breed

did you put her in an oven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46475220)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Talented Bonkers Ticket Booth Therapy

To be fair,

Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20 year old is also significantly fatter and uglier and more blown out in 2023 vs 1983

Life is filled with cruel ironies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46477314)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725356)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: stubborn temple

less longbutt now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725425)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#46725557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Silver Razzle Telephone

fyi hth, fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554559)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant very tactful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554566)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Stirring site

There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running around with hapa autists back then that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554647)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz library dingle berry

2027 is over already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554665)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular Theater Stage

2028 is my year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554675)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Bearded Community Account Spot

Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha

We know exactly what you’re doing, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2#49554700)