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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
brindle godawful public bath puppy
  07/17/22
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splenetic gay wizard spot
  07/17/22
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Sienna awkward genital piercing whorehouse
  07/17/22
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transparent locus
  07/18/22
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brindle godawful public bath puppy
  09/29/22
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brindle godawful public bath puppy
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Red vigorous becky hell
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Red vigorous becky hell
  01/07/23
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transparent locus
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Milky Center Knife
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Milky Center Knife
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Yellow Liquid Oxygen Weed Whacker
  03/18/23
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brindle godawful public bath puppy
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Milky Center Knife
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Passionate hissy fit cuckoldry
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Medicated parlor
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Exciting Field Rigpig
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/23/24
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Startling boltzmann market
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Startling boltzmann market
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Startling boltzmann market
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
racy useless brakes
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Grizzly jet-lagged philosopher-king
  09/28/24
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brindle godawful public bath puppy
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Startling boltzmann market
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Startling boltzmann market
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
Idiotic zippy reading party
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
low-t bearded nowag stage
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: brindle godawful public bath puppy

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: splenetic gay wizard spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Sienna awkward genital piercing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: transparent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: brindle godawful public bath puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: brindle godawful public bath puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Red vigorous becky hell

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Red vigorous becky hell

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: transparent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Milky Center Knife

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Milky Center Knife

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Yellow Liquid Oxygen Weed Whacker

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: brindle godawful public bath puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Milky Center Knife

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Passionate hissy fit cuckoldry

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Medicated parlor

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Exciting Field Rigpig

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: racy useless brakes

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Grizzly jet-lagged philosopher-king

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: brindle godawful public bath puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Startling boltzmann market

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Idiotic zippy reading party

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: low-t bearded nowag stage

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932244)