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My oven requires WiFi. Fuck this gay earth.

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is ...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Does it take connectivity to be maintained?
Painfully Honest Crusty Theater
  05/07/22
Apparently for some features yes and for others no
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purch...
trip lodge old irish cottage
  05/07/22
4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you ...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no sc...
Massive boiling water masturbator
  05/07/22
Lmao flame?
burgundy arousing sweet tailpipe theater stage
  05/07/22
100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Jfc FTGE
burgundy arousing sweet tailpipe theater stage
  05/07/22
lmfao this earth is so gay
embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire
  05/07/22
pic or flame
vigorous athletic conference
  05/07/22
See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake....
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would...
vigorous athletic conference
  05/07/22
I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn u...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall
embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire
  05/07/22
The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise loc...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz h...
autistic poppy forum turdskin
  05/07/22
lmfao stupid goy
Judgmental razzle-dazzle point
  05/07/22
lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates
primrose stubborn police squad dopamine
  05/07/22
If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accou...
Judgmental razzle-dazzle point
  05/07/22
They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerat...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise locatio...
Painfully Honest Crusty Theater
  05/08/22
Fuck those kikes
fuchsia hall useless brakes
  05/15/22
...
Nudist National
  05/07/22
https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-ne...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your hou...
flirting honey-headed hospital wagecucks
  05/07/22
How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated ...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
...
Spruce milk
  05/07/22
...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/11/26
return it
Cocky kitchen
  05/07/22
just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then...
Snowy spot
  05/07/22
I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these compan...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
get a wood fired brick oven faggot
brilliant dashing mad-dog skullcap
  05/07/22
Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control
Laughsome tripping location
  05/07/22
I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and e...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
...
fuchsia hall useless brakes
  05/15/22
What are these alleged features?
Avocado stirring market cumskin
  05/07/22
It’s shit like “convection roast” and I th...
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire ...
exhilarant resort ape
  05/07/22
it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the governm...
Judgmental razzle-dazzle point
  05/07/22
Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shi...
Vermilion Coiffed Corn Cake Stain
  05/07/22
It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning t...
primrose stubborn police squad dopamine
  05/07/22
They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of...
Vermilion Coiffed Corn Cake Stain
  05/07/22
I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby
fuchsia hall useless brakes
  05/15/22
Mint condition? Jk. Fuck these companies
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
this is what democracy looks like
transparent range boistinker
  05/07/22
Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
Burying the lede - how the fuck is it $3,700?
odious chad
  05/07/22
Putin
maroon abode
  05/07/22
Our choices were limited.
Dead scourge upon the earth mother
  05/07/22
It’s over
180 sanctuary partner
  05/07/22
Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast ...
maroon abode
  05/07/22
Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulat...
motley candlestick maker ticket booth
  05/07/22
This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks ...
Glassy Aromatic Stock Car Base
  05/07/22
Always
motley candlestick maker ticket booth
  05/07/22
the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot
Cordovan kitty
  05/07/22
Mine identifies as a sink.
fuchsia hall useless brakes
  05/15/22
...
Judgmental razzle-dazzle point
  05/15/22


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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

The initial oven from the 90s or early 00s in my kitchen is a little smaller than most ovens built today, so there were only 2 available models which would fit the dimensions cut into our counter. Both ovens were basically identical, so we just picked one. When we were evaluating them, I thought it was retarded that the ovens were WiFi enabled, and I didn’t want it, but I figured my wife could connect if she really wanted it and we didn’t have any other choice.

Well it turns out that half the features on the oven don’t even work unless you’re connected to WiFi. And in order to get connected, you have to download an app, create an account, give them your email, name, address, phone number, and share the precise location of your cell phone (I’m not kidding). It takes literally 30 minutes to get this dumb oven connected to WiFi, and it adds exactly zero value other than allowing the buttons on the touchpad to work.

I’m halfway tempted to just buy some 1950s antique and have it installed instead. This thing fucking sucks. I would honestly pay more for an oven that doesn’t come with any “smart”/WiFi capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471273)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Crusty Theater

Does it take connectivity to be maintained?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471369)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Apparently for some features yes and for others no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471877)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: trip lodge old irish cottage

High end appliances are one of the most not-flame home purchases. You can get a Sub-Zero that will last 4 years, no Wi-Fi bullshit, provides superior energy efficiency, and perfect temperature. Or you buy a piece of shit box for 1/3 the cost at Home Depot. They cost $50 to make, last 7 years, and HD justifies selling it for $3,000 because it has an iPad in the door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472118)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

4 years seems a little short. I’m going to assume you meant 40, since that’s the lifespan I’d like an appliance to have.

Strongly agree, though, that it is worth it to pay for quality in appliances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472158)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Massive boiling water masturbator

Sounds right. My house has 16 year old wolf range with no screens of any kind. Just some basic knobs and a spacious oven. Feels like this thing is going to last another 16 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472386)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: burgundy arousing sweet tailpipe theater stage

Lmao flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471274)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

100% not flame. This is the most retarded piece of GC junk I’ve ever had the misfortune of purchasing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471283)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: burgundy arousing sweet tailpipe theater stage

Jfc FTGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471290)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire

lmfao this earth is so gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471280)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: vigorous athletic conference

pic or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471289)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

See my post below. That dude bought the same oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471300)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Looks like I’m not the only one who made this mistake.

https://twitter.com/drbarnard/status/1500145131894231046?s=20&t=6h3OXU0WTpBTBRU1DBpMtg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471295)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vigorous athletic conference

oh ok so you pulled it off the internet. no xo poaster would do such a stupid thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471307)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

I fell for it. These kinds of complaints didn’t turn up when my wife and I first googled the ovens. The other oven would probably do the exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471326)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire

Jfc I'd rip this faggot oven out of the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471308)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

The fucking GALL of GE to require me to share my precise location so the oven works. What fucking value does that add to roasting a chicken? It’s such a transparent scam to collect personal information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471323)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: autistic poppy forum turdskin

Elon should ditch Twitter and go into the appliance biz

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1500445002521927681?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471496)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: Judgmental razzle-dazzle point

lmfao stupid goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471520)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: primrose stubborn police squad dopamine

lol just lol at ovens requiring software updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471551)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Judgmental razzle-dazzle point

If you don't get a booster, you can't access your bank accounts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471559)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

They’re pushing this garbage on microwaves, refrigerators, washing machine, dishwashers, dryers , basically anything with a power source is getting WiFi. I even saw WiFi-enabled LED light bulbs for sale at Home Depot recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471616)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Crusty Theater

Not just updates. Not just general location. Precise location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44473246)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: fuchsia hall useless brakes

Fuck those kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517493)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Nudist National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471330)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

https://www.consumerreports.org/kitchen-appliances/do-you-need-wifi-to-cook-a-roast-a9457457941/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471333)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: flirting honey-headed hospital wagecucks

And if you say nigger on the internet, it will burn your house to the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471342)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

How much do you want to bet that the “voice activated voice controls” smart remote that came with my cable box reports how many times I say “nigger,” “fag,” or some other non-PC pejorative to the ISP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471388)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Spruce milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471531)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#49663115)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Cocky kitchen

return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471345)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Snowy spot

just wait till your oven gets hacked by North Korea and then DDOSes the US government and in the end you get prosecuted for cyber-terrorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471349)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:54 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

I hope they do it so that the USG finally tells these companies to fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471392)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: brilliant dashing mad-dog skullcap

get a wood fired brick oven faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471355)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Laughsome tripping location

Internet of Things == Granular Surveillance & Control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471356)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

I dread the day where I have to replace a refrigerator and every fridge option nags you on your cell phone all day to buy more milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471401)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: fuchsia hall useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517494)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: Avocado stirring market cumskin

What are these alleged features?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471397)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

It’s shit like “convection roast” and I think there are other buttons like “air fry” and bird-specific roasting that require it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471418)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: exhilarant resort ape

If you’re not cooking all your food over an open fire you are part of the problem.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471403)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:14 PM
Author: Judgmental razzle-dazzle point

it's taping and recording you. if you criticize the government, it will flood your home with poison gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471511)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Do you think it will go poison gas or just gas explosion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471569)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Coiffed Corn Cake Stain

Bought a treadmill last year that does this same fucking shit. I'm livid and returning it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471579)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: primrose stubborn police squad dopamine

It's May. How long have you been procrastinating returning this treadmill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471581)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:32 PM
Author: Vermilion Coiffed Corn Cake Stain

They have to come pick it up. Its faggoty as shit and 90% of the time wouldn't work

Couldn't do the most basic function

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471593)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: fuchsia hall useless brakes

I threw my Pitney Bowes stamp printer in the lake nearby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517498)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Mint condition?

Jk. Fuck these companies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471598)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: transparent range boistinker

this is what democracy looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471584)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Surveillance capitalism is the hottest new trend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471721)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: odious chad

Burying the lede -

how the fuck is it $3,700?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471738)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: maroon abode

Putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471934)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Dead scourge upon the earth mother

Our choices were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471967)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: 180 sanctuary partner

It’s over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471910)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: maroon abode

Put your phone in the oven set to max temp convection roast and tell us what happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471920)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: motley candlestick maker ticket booth

Around 97 or so all gas ovens went to the stupid gas regulators for “safety” which repeatedly fail. I will never own an oven post that change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44471985)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Glassy Aromatic Stock Car Base

This thread was dangerously low on autism until now, thanks for jumping in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472090)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: motley candlestick maker ticket booth

Always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472390)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Cordovan kitty

the Internet of things: my oven is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44472166)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: fuchsia hall useless brakes

Mine identifies as a sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517527)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Judgmental razzle-dazzle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5103638&forum_id=2#44517455)