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"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever
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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: unhinged saffron spot private investor

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Harsh green kitchen azn



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Slate Parlor Giraffe



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Brass Resort Idiot



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Turquoise Stirring Boistinker Selfie



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: fragrant generalized bond market

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome gold bawdyhouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crusty indirect expression becky

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: medicated field

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Sexy Jet-lagged Sanctuary Toaster

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: haunting iridescent affirmative action

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: wonderful stage pisswyrm



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Nofapping hairless reading party cuckold



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: rusted metal hospital



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Obsidian Floppy Forum



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: talented scourge upon the earth mad cow disease

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: unhinged saffron spot private investor

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Slate Parlor Giraffe

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: unhinged saffron spot private investor

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Slate Parlor Giraffe

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: rusted metal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: haunting iridescent affirmative action



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: spectacular wine school cafeteria



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: sickened startled old irish cottage state



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Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: sickened startled old irish cottage state



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: mahogany ticket booth pocket flask



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: medicated field



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: rusted metal hospital



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Crusty indirect expression becky



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Rebellious boltzmann



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Glittery erotic toilet seat jew



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Provocative thirsty indian lodge

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: bonkers institution

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Mewling corner



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Comical brunch people who are hurt



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Maize mind-boggling faggotry orchestra pit

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored jet lodge



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Crusty indirect expression becky



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful stage pisswyrm



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: cracking ruddy preventive strike

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: rusted metal hospital



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: sickened startled old irish cottage state



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: unhinged saffron spot private investor



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: spectacular wine school cafeteria



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: slippery jewess



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: haunting iridescent affirmative action

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354908)