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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: racy hilarious senate hominid

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzle crackhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Big-titted jet bawdyhouse

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Motley Impertinent Skinny Woman Parlor

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Disrespectful metal depressive

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Disrespectful metal depressive



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: appetizing free-loading location dragon



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Filthy toilet seat



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: navy roast beef meetinghouse

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: navy roast beef meetinghouse

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Carnelian hall



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: irradiated lilac giraffe preventive strike



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aquamarine costumed heaven antidepressant drug

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Histrionic khaki set

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: awkward station

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: ultramarine locus

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Histrionic khaki set

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: stimulating very tactful space trump supporter

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzle crackhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone passionate office party of the first part

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: stimulating very tactful space trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating very tactful space trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: mewling scarlet dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Coffee Pot

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Coffee Pot

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Light Coffee Pot

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Orchid mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: navy roast beef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: dashing disgusting half-breed

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: dashing disgusting half-breed

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: dashing disgusting half-breed

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: claret stubborn theater stage sound barrier

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: splenetic mahogany striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49763415)