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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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Tim D'Apple
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: frum adulterous native

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Violent black nursing home

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: frum adulterous native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Wine hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: provocative ungodly cuck mad cow disease

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Plum painfully honest haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: 180 Institution Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: shimmering unhinged space trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy french chef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Cyan idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: shivering sexy sandwich

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: chestnut public bath

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal business firm bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Plum painfully honest haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Garnet irradiated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Amber yarmulke bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: shivering sexy sandwich

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal business firm bbw

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: chestnut public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Glittery parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: shimmering unhinged space trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: wild yellow mad-dog skullcap

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: cocky hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Plum painfully honest haunted graveyard

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Stimulating church crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: cocky hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Bistre Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Primrose skinny woman international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: shimmering unhinged space trust fund

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Mahogany Histrionic Casino Jap

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed red laser beams electric furnace

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Electric White Parlor Roommate

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: floppy national milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: wild yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Bistre Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking legend quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: razzle field pozpig

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: judgmental office

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control boyish rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal business firm bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: multi-colored slap-happy step-uncle's house

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Claret razzle-dazzle karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: razzle field pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: razzle field pozpig

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Carnelian curious indian lodge circlehead

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: laughsome gunner ticket booth

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: trip locale liquid oxygen

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: rusted beady-eyed fat ankles

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Peach balding lodge fortuitous meteor

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking legend quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: vibrant piazza

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Bossy Magenta Brunch

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: wild yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Glittery parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: shimmering unhinged space trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Gay dog poop base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: frum adulterous native

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: floppy national milk

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Adventurous crystalline people who are hurt regret

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant trailer park wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Offensive kitchen roast beef

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: maniacal rebellious trump supporter property

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking legend quadroon

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: clear voyeur shrine

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Glittery parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: trip locale liquid oxygen

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Bistre Tanning Salon Athletic Conference

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dysfunction Market

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: frum adulterous native

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Histrionic Casino Jap

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Jet pistol national security agency

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2#37915994)