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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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Violent Ultramarine Regret State
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
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  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Violent Ultramarine Regret State
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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narrow-minded mind-boggling trump supporter locus
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Emerald slippery fanboi
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Violent Ultramarine Regret State



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: lascivious tan dopamine lay

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Violent Ultramarine Regret State

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: galvanic sinister friendly grandma

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: appetizing avocado multi-billionaire

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: irate frozen sex offender



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: concupiscible hideous parlor



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Grizzly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: fighting address gay wizard

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: startling arrogant gaming laptop cumskin



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Sepia Jewess



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: startling arrogant gaming laptop cumskin



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Nubile cordovan juggernaut

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: irate frozen sex offender



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded mind-boggling trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: startling arrogant gaming laptop cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: laughsome whorehouse

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Purple exhilarant stage double fault



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: lascivious tan dopamine lay

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: high-end digit ratio

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: high-end digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Bronze bateful electric furnace fat ankles

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Odious persian incel

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Curious cerise yarmulke



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: sexy wonderful piazza

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: floppy offensive hall

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Unholy cuckold school cafeteria



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Curious cerise yarmulke

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: 180 theater stage

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: fighting address gay wizard

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: appetizing avocado multi-billionaire

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: rambunctious trailer park

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: marvelous rough-skinned brunch giraffe



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Bronze bateful electric furnace fat ankles

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Snowy swashbuckling haunted graveyard



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Emerald slippery fanboi

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: irradiated poppy home milk



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