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told richkid HS junior I'm tutoring for SAT that I would kill his whole family

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice t...
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)
Mauve Irradiated University Hissy Fit
  08/19/18
not harrison, though he's 180 this 100% happened a few ho...
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after wal...
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  08/19/18
sure keep telling yourself that rajesh
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
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Aromatic Blathering Half-breed
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Painfully honest milky field fanboi
  08/19/18
u: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
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  08/27/18
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french halford
  08/27/18
180
Confused Idiotic Center
  08/19/18
cool story teddy
boyish pistol
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Pearly up-to-no-good faggotry
  07/03/19
You get zer0 pussy bro
Sapphire corner wagecucks
  08/19/18
(chink)
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
Show me a picture of your gun dude
Sapphire corner wagecucks
  08/19/18
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cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
penis do not click
Avocado well-lubricated resort chad
  08/19/18
maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just n...
Lavender concupiscible point
  08/20/18
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smoky comical kitchen organic girlfriend
  08/20/18
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brilliant base
  08/20/18
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ultramarine hyperventilating tank nibblets
  08/27/18
lol
Wonderful outnumbered abode
  08/19/18
flame
Avocado well-lubricated resort chad
  08/19/18
shut up fag
cyan unholy parlour
  08/19/18
solid flame thread bro
Avocado well-lubricated resort chad
  08/20/18
not flame just got my payment too lmao
cyan unholy parlour
  08/20/18
(xo 2018)
talented tanning salon ratface
  08/20/18
this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways
Appetizing Garrison Jewess
  08/20/18
(gay dork)
Aromatic Blathering Half-breed
  08/20/18
*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*
cyan unholy parlour
  08/20/18
(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)
Aromatic Blathering Half-breed
  08/20/18
in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but t...
cyan unholy parlour
  08/20/18
yeah bend the knee motherfucker
Aromatic Blathering Half-breed
  08/20/18
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fragrant library deer antler
  08/20/18
He’s only vintage Sonic Youth
Chartreuse Cuck Hairy Legs
  08/27/18
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.
sadistic aqua scourge upon the earth
  08/20/18
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disgusting duck-like dysfunction
  08/20/18
yw
cyan unholy parlour
  08/20/18
180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.
Excitant set
  08/20/18
*subscribes*
fragrant library deer antler
  08/20/18
the asian mind, ladies and gents
brilliant base
  08/20/18
update?
Appetizing Garrison Jewess
  08/27/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0
bronze area gaming laptop
  08/27/18
lol @ not collecting all money in advance
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

he's a lazy fuck and hasn't been improving on his practice tests, and he tried to mouth off at me like it was my fault.

he threatened to tell daddy i was no-showing for lessons and otherwise slacking off (not true) so he'd withhold the $1K he owes me for the last month.

to which i replied "OK, go ahead and do that. Then one night while you're all asleep in your beds, i'm going to come into this house, slit your dog's throat, duct tape your cute little sister's mouth, and then i'm going to rape her tight pink asshole until it looks like expired fucking hamburger meat. and the instant i cum, i'm going to splatter her head on the wall with a 9mm hollowpoint from my silenced Glock. then i'm going upstairs and putting one shot in your faggot father's worthless shriveled raisin balls, and one in each of your dried up fatass mom's pancake tits. i'll leave a few more in daddy's stomach and kneecaps so he has extra fun bleeding out, then it'll be your turn for a visit from the Sandman... and with you I'm going to take my time and really enjoy it. This could be tomorrow, it could be next week, it could be next year. But it's going to happen, and there's nothing you or your sheltered, overfed family can do to stop it. I've been coming here every week for the last 3 months, so I know 100 silent ways inside, and if you think your off-the-shelf made-in-china ADT security system is going to protect you, no wonder you're scoring somewhere between the 'nigger' and 'cerebral palsy' medians on your practice tests."

he knows i have a gun since i showed him a pic of it on my phone after he insisted a while back.

there were a few moments of stunned silence and then he started softly crying, lmao. little 16 y/o bitch thought he was a big man.

i just said "...so i guess i'll expect that late payment on monday" and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645552)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Mauve Irradiated University Hissy Fit

(harrison poasting shitty fan fiction)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645591)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

not harrison, though he's 180

this 100% happened a few hours ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645638)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: submissive kink-friendly address

if by "happened" you mean you dreamed it after walking away like the bitch you are then sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645640)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Thriller Senate Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645643)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

sure keep telling yourself that rajesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645665)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Poppy Ceo Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692647)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Mahogany shaky native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647134)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Twinkling stock car corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647368)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Blathering Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647372)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest milky field fanboi

OP:

https://www.bishophouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frightened-businessman-ws.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645829)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

u:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZ6qIzOzci8/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645961)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: bateful chocolate indirect expression factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647124)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647129)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Mustard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692637)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: ultramarine hyperventilating tank nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692672)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: french halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692675)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Confused Idiotic Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645838)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: boyish pistol

cool story teddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645893)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Pearly up-to-no-good faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477270)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Sapphire corner wagecucks

You get zer0 pussy bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645898)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

(chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645950)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Sapphire corner wagecucks

Show me a picture of your gun dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645959)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

https://i.imgur.com/qhbxa2E_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646042)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated resort chad

penis do not click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Lavender concupiscible point

maybe he changed it, it was a Glock 17 when I clicked just now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646935)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:32 AM
Author: smoky comical kitchen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647023)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648093)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz saffron goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36651754)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: ultramarine hyperventilating tank nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692669)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Wonderful outnumbered abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645969)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated resort chad

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36645977)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

shut up fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646111)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated resort chad

solid flame thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647026)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

not flame

just got my payment too lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647072)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: talented tanning salon ratface

(xo 2018)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36646948)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Garrison Jewess

this OP is actually vintage XO in many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647077)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Blathering Half-breed

(gay dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647371)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

*knuckle-dragging ape whose life is ruined by the internet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647428)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Aromatic Blathering Half-breed

(guy who has spent weeks thinking about this OP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647438)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:28 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

in a sense i've spent my whole life thinking about it, but this just happened yesterday and i got paid so it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647458)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Blathering Half-breed

yeah bend the knee motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648969)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: fragrant library deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647378)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse Cuck Hairy Legs

He’s only vintage Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692724)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: sadistic aqua scourge upon the earth

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647073)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: disgusting duck-like dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647364)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647393)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Excitant set

180 brother. don’t listen to these pussies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647128)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: fragrant library deer antler

*subscribes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36647380)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: brilliant base

the asian mind, ladies and gents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36648088)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Garrison Jewess

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692616)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: bronze area gaming laptop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y49bLVeN0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692648)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Hot gaped antidepressant drug national

lol @ not collecting all money in advance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692695)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Poppy Ceo Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692700)



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Date: August 27th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: puce dog poop den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#36692709)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 6:21 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38477266)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:10 PM
Author: effete swashbuckling theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#38720042)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 3:44 AM
Author: Angry seedy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#42459281)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: cyan unholy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#44813850)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: adventurous jew coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4055770&forum_id=2#49592657)