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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: glittery kink-friendly principal's office It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Shivering Arousing Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: avocado background story brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Stirring abode indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: heady library bbw did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: lascivious slimy wrinkle telephone "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Fighting passionate sanctuary (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Yellow fiercely-loyal pozpig corn cake "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Electric Obsidian Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: maniacal thriller temple (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: glittery kink-friendly principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: insanely creepy abnormal kitchen who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: glittery kink-friendly principal's office Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: insanely creepy abnormal kitchen whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: glittery kink-friendly principal's office CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Rebellious ivory ladyboy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Cracking Cuckoldry 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Sepia crawly heaven round eye "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Rebellious ivory ladyboy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Filthy stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335487) |