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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
lascivious violent associate shitlib
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Embarrassed to the bone parlor
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe
  01/23/15
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe
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Cq
territorial multi-colored cuck jew
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
stimulating rambunctious whorehouse main people
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
territorial multi-colored cuck jew
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
cerebral stage alpha
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
Sexy dog poop
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks
  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Sadistic hilarious set
  02/18/15
Yes
Hot area jewess
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
Hot area jewess
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Heady light corner
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what the fuck
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lascivious violent associate shitlib
  02/17/15
lol
Magical hateful dysfunction
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
fishy clown hall
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Sadistic hilarious set
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
fishy clown hall
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concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Sadistic hilarious set
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OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
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Ruddy vigorous dilemma
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
territorial multi-colored cuck jew
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1:35 LJL
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry
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There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
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think its russian or some shit
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It's Swedish
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lol. fuckin chinks
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlor

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170158)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Pearl sound barrier



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Flushed titillating resort



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: dashing center



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Pearl sound barrier

Only to a certain extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170266)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Sapphire filthpig



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Ruddy vigorous dilemma



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: bipolar potus

Amazing work here.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Motley tanning salon

lol at the monsoon part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277056)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Copper Boiling Water



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: maroon appetizing location

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170153)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: stimulating rambunctious whorehouse main people

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

cr

nowags explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170269)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: cerebral stage alpha

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220556)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Sexy dog poop

wait, there are different species of azns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339800)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340005)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Sadistic hilarious set

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Hot area jewess

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170205)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Hot area jewess

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Heady light corner

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: cerebral stage alpha

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Magical hateful dysfunction

lol

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: fishy clown hall

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: cyan duck-like crackhouse wagecucks

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Sadistic hilarious set

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342463)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: fishy clown hall

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Sadistic hilarious set

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling dragon ticket booth

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Lemon 180 background story

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Ruddy vigorous dilemma

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Mediation

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Carmine Outnumbered Hell Dingle Berry

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339788)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like House Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340623)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hominid

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chartreuse plaza

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Glassy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342441)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Sadistic hilarious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342488)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: bisexual theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422195)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Sick market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033747)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Glassy spot

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Sadistic hilarious set

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Sable foreskin

It's Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: exciting stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30276995)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Copper Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408686)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27176101)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Impressive Azure Community Account

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220547)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: cerebral stage alpha

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Soggy Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27225563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: bisexual theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Mint psychic

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: twinkling bat-shit-crazy garrison water buffalo

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Big-titted Mexican Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037152)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27345983)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: territorial multi-colored cuck jew

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Zombie-like House Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27730574)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: exciting stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037129)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Sable foreskin

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic electric furnace chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible milk generalized bond

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Deep state ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277145)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422075)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated curious masturbator

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: supple know-it-all senate circlehead

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: diverse alcoholic electric furnace chapel

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: lascivious violent associate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#38863740)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408656)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: adulterous step-uncle's house giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033726)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle boistinker

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033769)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#50066992)