*toots bicycle horn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24622839)

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24665443)

"Who? Is this the lawyer? It's late I gave the papers two yrs ago and-"

"BBOOOOOOOOOOOM, MY DAWG, DIDJA SEE PEYTON OUT THERE? DID YOU SEE THAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT'S ALL FRAUD AND LIES, MY BROTHER?"

"*sighs* This is not important. People paid $135m just to toss balls it's scam and-"

*sad trumpet sound effect*

"HEY BBOOOOOOOOOM, MI VATO, WE GOT AN OLD FRIEND IN THE STUDIO GUESS WHO IT IS MY BROTHA!"

*mystery movie music sound effect*

"...is all just fake and media says impossible to make it after 30 but-"

"IT'S JOHHHHHHHHBAAAAAAAAAH!!! ... *switches to bad Joba Chamberlain impression* HEY BBOOOOOOOM SUP BRAH, 'MEMBER WHEN I BEAT YOUR ASS AFTER CLASS"

"That's inaccurate. You were grade below me and also fat you never-"

"'MEMBER WHEN YOU SHARTED IN CLASS BRAH? 'MEMBER THAT???"

"This is not Joba prove it you were unempl-"

*sad violin sound effect*

"HEY BBOOOOOOM, MY MAIN HOMBRE, JOBA HAD TO GO. ALWAYS GOOD TO TALK, BREH"

"Media is fraud & lies"

*plays fart explosion sound effect*

*cuts to commercial*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24683670)

why can't this be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24683691)

mah

gawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#25156917)

FRAY-JAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#28564044)

"Hey guys, it's Fray-J from Z-100. I know what you're thinking - this guy's GOTTA be hard all the time, just listen to his show!

*'boing' sound*

But I can't lie - there are times in life when I struggled with ED. And that's why I wanna tell you guys about Levitra..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24796700)

and people were calling in crying and there was a crowd outside the hospital and then fray-j was like "PUNK'D!" and he rappelled OUT OF THE HOSPITAL WINDOW in a fuckin' INCREDIBLE HULK suit and everyone was cheering. the whole vid is on worldstar it's great. one of their best shows ever. they didn't even cancel malt money monday; he handed out 40's directly to the crowd instead of sending them to callers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#24869479)

that shit is whack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#30537619)

i didn't know his IRL name was salvatore delavecchio jr., either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#31110645)

it was because of that "skit" where tard strength was hosting alone, and he claimed that fray-j had been detained by police for molestation... of sackless sam. and then that fake press release about how fray-j "brock turner'd" sackless sam in an alley after they both got drunk and the cops found out because sackless sam's remaining nut managed to spray jizz on a stray cat that ended up in the pound...

i think most listeners knew it was a joke, but the fucking SUITS in the executive suites aren't taking it that way. jezebel and buzzfeed are calling for him to be fired. i hope he can muddle through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#31325598)

i think when he started, he had some pretensions of keeping at least *some* 'literary' element in the show. but now it's, like, non-stop lowest-common-denominator crudity. he's like a LOWER form 'Bubba the Love Sponge', sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#36772771)

it's legit sad, because he was talking last week about how tough sobriety has been. he sounded a bit lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#41600244)

i caught the tail end of his Thanksgiving 'charity' broadcast, where he was handing out turkey dinners at the homeless shelter. Franzen provoked several 'bum fights' live on air, during which someone was seriously injured and taken to the hospital. he and his whole 'zoo crew' were ejected by the STLSO. total debacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#43634093)

i think if Franzen and his crew can keep up the bi-monthly prostate exams for a full year, they get $$$ and the owner has to get a hernia check from 'Gay Joe the Intern' live on air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2439812&forum_id=2#45014063)