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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
tell me
Trip office
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
buck-toothed party of the first part locale
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
racy cordovan meetinghouse mental disorder
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge
  05/12/15
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Aromatic mint tattoo faggotry
  05/12/15
so underrated
garnet friendly grandma hall
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Beady-eyed Area
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Crimson Vigorous Gas Station
  03/31/18
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  12/16/21
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Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus
  12/11/24
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internet-worthy sex offender stage
  08/12/25
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avocado principal's office water buffalo
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
sickened piazza
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
very tactful vengeful lay reading party
  08/14/13
lmao
Trip office
  05/12/15
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awkward range alpha
  12/11/24
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Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
sickened piazza
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
learning disabled whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
electric ungodly library
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
rofl
Trip office
  08/14/13
180
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
rofl
glassy roommate
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Marvelous translucent market mad cow disease
  08/14/13
lol
Blue glittery legend fat ankles
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copper people who are hurt stead
  08/14/13
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Beady-eyed Area
  03/10/14
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Sinister goyim
  03/24/21
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Elite black casino kitty
  02/16/23
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internet-worthy sex offender stage
  08/12/25
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charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
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charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
very tactful vengeful lay reading party
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
best of thread
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
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flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
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Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Thriller Azure Base Selfie
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
very tactful vengeful lay reading party
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
mildly autistic yellow dragon
  08/14/13
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Trip office
  08/14/13
180
razzle box office telephone
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aggressive persian
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copper people who are hurt stead
  08/15/13
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Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/17/13
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Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge
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Crimson Vigorous Gas Station
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
mildly autistic yellow dragon
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Magenta histrionic menage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
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flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Silver cheese-eating hospital faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
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contagious lavender theatre
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
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Sienna zombie-like home
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
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flushed stirring indian lodge
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Hairraiser smoky site
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Hairraiser smoky site
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Sinister goyim
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
electric ungodly library
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
electric ungodly library
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
dun autistic orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
narrow-minded ladyboy
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
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Spruce electric furnace private investor
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Rusted Rough-skinned Stain
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
whatever
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
pearly chest-beating degenerate death wish
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
lol
razzle box office telephone
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
180
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
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passionate hairy legs
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
charcoal station elastic band
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
multi-colored fishy corner
  08/14/13
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multi-colored fishy corner
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
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Demanding Pink Forum
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
razzle box office telephone
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Bat Shit Crazy Bull Headed Wrinkle
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
ocher theater codepig
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cocky alcoholic location pistol
  08/14/13
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Emerald Sexy Pocket Flask
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
lmao
Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building
  08/14/13
...
Spruce electric furnace private investor
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
impressive bonkers lettuce digit ratio
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Cerebral haunting pit
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  08/14/13
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multi-colored fishy corner
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
Pics?
Lilac Azn Heaven
  08/14/13
link?
awkward range alpha
  08/17/13
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Trip office
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Spectacular Honey-headed Brethren Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Lascivious idea he suggested abode
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
soggy cyan set
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
sapphire adulterous jew milk
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat
  08/14/13
Underrated
Emerald Sexy Pocket Flask
  08/15/13
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Beady-eyed Area
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Clear Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
flushed stirring indian lodge
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Submissive double fault
  08/14/13
lol
Blue glittery legend fat ankles
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Submissive double fault
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Blue glittery legend fat ankles
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Submissive double fault
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
White jap state
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
razzle-dazzle at-the-ready fanboi hunting ground
  08/14/13
180
Laughsome Round Eye
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Blue glittery legend fat ankles
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
copper people who are hurt stead
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Blue glittery legend fat ankles
  08/14/13
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galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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vibrant mewling coldplay fan dilemma
  08/14/13
180
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat
  08/15/13
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soggy cyan set
  08/17/13
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flesh national mother
  09/11/13
Lmao
slate stimulating nibblets partner
  06/07/17
...
internet-worthy sex offender stage
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
appetizing stage messiness
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Crawly big public bath giraffe
  08/14/13
lol
Bright hideous church becky
  08/14/13
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Motley Parlour
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
aphrodisiac nursing home
  08/14/13
180
Aquamarine crackhouse corn cake
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
navy violent hissy fit athletic conference
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
territorial striped hyena center
  08/17/13
poignant
irradiated property
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Mind-boggling therapy
  08/17/13
...
galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
flesh national mother
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Hairraiser smoky site
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Clear Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
racy cordovan meetinghouse mental disorder
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
concupiscible shimmering rehab
  12/28/13
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180 field jewess
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Odious garrison main people
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Soul-stirring really tough guy institution
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
titillating house
  03/10/14
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Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Silver cheese-eating hospital faggot firefighter
  05/12/15
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Comical pervert
  01/19/16
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copper people who are hurt stead
  10/25/17
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awkward range alpha
  11/29/15
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awkward range alpha
  12/23/15
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Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge
  01/05/16
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awkward range alpha
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Cream excitant cumskin
  06/07/17
...
Comical pervert
  09/22/17
...
Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Curious mentally impaired dopamine gunner
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Sable pungent ticket booth
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Curious mentally impaired dopamine gunner
  07/18/18
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Sinister goyim
  04/30/19
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awkward range alpha
  06/21/20
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awkward range alpha
  06/23/20
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Sinister goyim
  12/16/21
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Sinister goyim
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Trip office

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed party of the first part locale

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: racy cordovan meetinghouse mental disorder

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Aromatic mint tattoo faggotry



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: garnet friendly grandma hall

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Area



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: fragrant boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Floppy Senate Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Elite black casino kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: House-broken coral mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: avocado principal's office water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: sickened piazza

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: very tactful vengeful lay reading party

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Trip office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sickened piazza

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: learning disabled whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: electric ungodly library

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Trip office

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: glassy roommate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Marvelous translucent market mad cow disease

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Blue glittery legend fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: copper people who are hurt stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Sinister goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Elite black casino kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: very tactful vengeful lay reading party

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Insecure Community Account Potus

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Thriller Azure Base Selfie

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: very tactful vengeful lay reading party

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: mildly autistic yellow dragon

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Trip office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: razzle box office telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: aggressive persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: copper people who are hurt stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: mildly autistic yellow dragon

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Magenta histrionic menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Silver cheese-eating hospital faggot firefighter

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: contagious lavender theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sienna zombie-like home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser smoky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser smoky site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Sinister goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: electric ungodly library

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: electric ungodly library

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: dun autistic orchestra pit

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: narrow-minded ladyboy

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Spruce electric furnace private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Rusted Rough-skinned Stain

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: pearly chest-beating degenerate death wish

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: razzle box office telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: passionate hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: charcoal station elastic band

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: multi-colored fishy corner

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: multi-colored fishy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Demanding Pink Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: razzle box office telephone

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Bull Headed Wrinkle

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: ocher theater codepig

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cocky alcoholic location pistol

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Emerald Sexy Pocket Flask

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale internal respiration church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Spruce electric furnace private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: impressive bonkers lettuce digit ratio

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Cerebral haunting pit

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: multi-colored fishy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lilac Azn Heaven

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: awkward range alpha

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Trip office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Spectacular Honey-headed Brethren Bawdyhouse

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Lascivious idea he suggested abode

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: soggy cyan set

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: sapphire adulterous jew milk

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Emerald Sexy Pocket Flask

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Clear Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: flushed stirring indian lodge

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Submissive double fault

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Blue glittery legend fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Submissive double fault

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Blue glittery legend fat ankles

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Submissive double fault

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: brass hyperventilating sanctuary nowag

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: White jap state

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Chrome Charismatic Gay Wizard

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle at-the-ready fanboi hunting ground

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Blue glittery legend fat ankles

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: copper people who are hurt stead

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Blue glittery legend fat ankles

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: vibrant mewling coldplay fan dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant abusive den toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: soggy cyan set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: flesh national mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: slate stimulating nibblets partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: appetizing stage messiness

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Crawly big public bath giraffe

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Bright hideous church becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Motley Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine crackhouse corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: navy violent hissy fit athletic conference

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: territorial striped hyena center

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: irradiated property

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling therapy

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: galvanic iridescent business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: flesh national mother

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser smoky site

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Clear Kink-friendly Queen Of The Night

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: racy cordovan meetinghouse mental disorder

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: concupiscible shimmering rehab

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: 180 field jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Odious garrison main people

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring really tough guy institution

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: titillating house

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Silver cheese-eating hospital faggot firefighter

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Comical pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: copper people who are hurt stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Cream excitant cumskin

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Comical pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Gold Halford Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Curious mentally impaired dopamine gunner

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Sable pungent ticket booth

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Curious mentally impaired dopamine gunner

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Sinister goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: awkward range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: gay international law enforcement agency kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Sinister goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Sinister goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)