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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
gaped shaky striped hyena
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Cobalt tantric ticket booth national security agency
  07/09/12
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Tan Massive Office
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
talented main people theater stage
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
talented main people theater stage
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
talented main people theater stage
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Vibrant orchestra pit gunner
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Vibrant orchestra pit gunner
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
adventurous rose principal's office
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
adventurous rose principal's office
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
adventurous rose principal's office
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Bisexual fear-inspiring background story
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
histrionic pocket flask
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
swashbuckling plaza
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Obsidian juggernaut nowag
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
lilac macaca
  07/09/12
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Tan Massive Office
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
talented main people theater stage
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
stfu
lilac macaca
  07/09/12
180
marvelous sandwich base
  07/09/12
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  07/13/12
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Exhilarant maroon clown
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
sepia partner
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Electric sable location mediation
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
sepia partner
  07/09/12
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soggy people who are hurt spot
  07/04/19
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Tan Massive Office
  07/13/12
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soggy people who are hurt spot
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
180 indigo piazza
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
titillating cerise set mood
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
trip chrome space toaster
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
titillating cerise set mood
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
avocado soul-stirring rehab
  03/04/25
lol kike
Exhilarant maroon clown
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Brilliant Provocative Cuckoldry Nursing Home
  07/04/19
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Snowy rebellious parlor ceo
  08/10/22
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Orchid business firm
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
exciting flushed area scourge upon the earth
  07/24/24
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plum excitant tanning salon liquid oxygen
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
heady laser beams whorehouse
  09/22/24
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avocado soul-stirring rehab
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
laughsome olive range
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: gaped shaky striped hyena

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Cobalt tantric ticket booth national security agency

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Tan Massive Office



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: talented main people theater stage

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: talented main people theater stage

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: talented main people theater stage

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Vibrant orchestra pit gunner

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Vibrant orchestra pit gunner

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: adventurous rose principal's office

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: adventurous rose principal's office

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous rose principal's office

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Bisexual fear-inspiring background story

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: histrionic pocket flask

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling plaza

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Obsidian juggernaut nowag

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: lilac macaca

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Tan Massive Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: talented main people theater stage

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: lilac macaca

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: marvelous sandwich base

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: cowardly volcanic crater black woman



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant maroon clown



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: sepia partner

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Electric sable location mediation

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: sepia partner

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: soggy people who are hurt spot



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Tan Massive Office



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: soggy people who are hurt spot



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: 180 indigo piazza

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: titillating cerise set mood

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: trip chrome space toaster

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: titillating cerise set mood

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring rehab

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant maroon clown

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Provocative Cuckoldry Nursing Home

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Snowy rebellious parlor ceo



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Orchid business firm



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: exciting flushed area scourge upon the earth

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: plum excitant tanning salon liquid oxygen



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: heady laser beams whorehouse

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring rehab



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: laughsome olive range

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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