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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
titillating transparent resort gunner
  02/22/12
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galvanic stead
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Sick tattoo
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Sick tattoo
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
laughsome territorial toaster box office
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Dashing Center Dysfunction
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Sick tattoo
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Dashing Center Dysfunction
  02/22/12
u jelly
Sick tattoo
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Mildly autistic hall ceo
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Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
curious roast beef
  02/23/12
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Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
titillating transparent resort gunner
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
charismatic awkward hell personal credit line
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
High-end location mediation
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
low-t factory reset button
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
titillating transparent resort gunner
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Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
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twisted telephone
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
brilliant legend house
  02/25/12
cr
rambunctious church
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
titillating transparent resort gunner
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
sooty maniacal roommate ladyboy
  02/12/13
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Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Stirring Naked Son Of Senegal Hissy Fit
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
titillating transparent resort gunner
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
soul-stirring spruce regret
  11/20/12
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excitant temple striped hyena
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
excitant temple striped hyena
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
High-end location mediation
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
rambunctious church
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
soul-stirring spruce regret
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Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Brass Duck-like Ticket Booth Messiness
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Khaki crackhouse
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
sooty maniacal roommate ladyboy
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: titillating transparent resort gunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: galvanic stead



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Sick tattoo

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Sick tattoo

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome territorial toaster box office

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Dashing Center Dysfunction

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Sick tattoo

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Dashing Center Dysfunction

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Sick tattoo

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hall ceo

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: curious roast beef

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: titillating transparent resort gunner

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: charismatic awkward hell personal credit line

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: High-end location mediation

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: low-t factory reset button

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: titillating transparent resort gunner

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: twisted telephone



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: brilliant legend house

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: rambunctious church

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: titillating transparent resort gunner

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: sooty maniacal roommate ladyboy

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Bisexual sanctuary hairy legs

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Stirring Naked Son Of Senegal Hissy Fit



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: titillating transparent resort gunner

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce regret

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: excitant temple striped hyena



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: excitant temple striped hyena

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: High-end location mediation

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: rambunctious church

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce regret

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Emerald Business Firm Coffee Pot



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Brass Duck-like Ticket Booth Messiness

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: lake school cafeteria wrinkle

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: rambunctious church

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring spruce regret



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed locale codepig



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating sienna old irish cottage reading party



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Khaki crackhouse



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: sooty maniacal roommate ladyboy

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Indigo wonderful famous landscape painting tanning salon

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Khaki crackhouse



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: mustard address



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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