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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: purple galvanic hospital twinkling uncleanness ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: swollen church doctorate "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Boyish startled stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: umber rebellious box office gunner My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: swollen church doctorate LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: diverse affirmative action "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: swollen church doctorate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: avocado odious kitchen blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: swollen church doctorate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: swollen church doctorate LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: diverse affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: swollen church doctorate !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Claret people who are hurt indian lodge I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: swollen church doctorate This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Claret people who are hurt indian lodge our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: swollen church doctorate Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: soul-stirring alcoholic water buffalo university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Awkward candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Free-loading Incel Elastic Band aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: swollen church doctorate Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: tantric beady-eyed menage Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: swollen church doctorate 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: iridescent parlour Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: swollen church doctorate ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Magenta House-broken Principal's Office Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: tantric beady-eyed menage Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: emerald sadistic theater stage It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: swollen church doctorate This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: swollen church doctorate As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Boyish startled stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: peach flickering gaping step-uncle's house [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: swollen church doctorate 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: emerald sadistic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: emerald sadistic theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Appetizing alcoholic shrine voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Black irradiated library *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: swollen church doctorate Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Black irradiated library *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: swollen church doctorate On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Black irradiated library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: swollen church doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: swollen church doctorate I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Black irradiated library o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: swollen church doctorate <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001) |