ITT rank your T5 all time GOAT fast food items
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Smoky Filthpig Milk
T3 if you’re lazy
T10 if you’re JCM
No restrictions
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:55 PM Author: judgmental station hairy legs
My favs:
Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese - McDonalds
Bacon King - Burger King
Steak Chalupa - Taco Bell
Steak Grilled Cheese Burrito - Taco Bell
Spicy/Crispy Chicken Sandwich - Popeyes
Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit w/round egg - McDonalds
Hash Brown - McDonalds
French Fries - McDonalds
*Notably Wendy's is left off entirely because their quality has really gone down hill over the last few years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526777)
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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 AM Author: bright degenerate
In no particular order:
Taco Bell Steak Quesarito
Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub burger
Burger King Ch'King
Culver's Double Deluxe
As a limited time item a number of years ago, Hardee's did a collaboration with Auntie Anne's where they had pretzel rolls on their breakfast sandwiches. I only had one but it was fucking amazing.
I'm a sucker for pretzel buns
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526815) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:37 AM Author: Arousing sinister nursing home brethren
Double Double
Chick fil a nuggets
McDonald's fries
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526818)
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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Mustard diverse stead private investor
-arby's half pound roast beef
-billy goat tavern in o'hare triple hamburger
-culver's double deluxe
-chipotle burrito bowl rice, black beans, 1/2 chicken 1/2 beef barbacoa, extra meat, crema, cheese, hot sauce
-chicago beef basically anywhere
-chick-fil-a chicken sandwich
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526829) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Sable coldplay fan meetinghouse
I’m counting only the the trashiest fast food, so no chipotle, shake shack, etc.
1. Taco Bell cheesy Gordita crunch
2. Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich
3. McDonald’s double quarter pounder with cheese (Big Mac close second)
4. Burger King whopper jr. with cheese (iykyk, 2 whopper jrs >>>> 1 whopper)
5. Wendy’s chicken nuggets with ghost pepper ranch dipping sauce (since discontinued)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526833) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 3:29 AM Author: exciting theater stage
None of it is even good anymore
The Wendy's double when they used square patties w real meat
McDonald's fries from 1995
Chic fil a sandwich
That's honestly it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526941) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:35 AM Author: Coral well-lubricated haunted graveyard regret
Dave’s Double with square patties was the GOAT.
Chik Fil A until maybe 5 years ago.
Jimmy Johns subs about 10 years ago were underrated good.
All negrified now, all lost, like tears in rain.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526944) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 4:09 AM Author: electric sound barrier brunch
Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Taco Bell Soft Taco Supreme
Dave's Double
Popeyes Chicken Sandwich
Beef n Cheddar
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526973) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Sepia gunner
Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
CFA Spicy Deluxe
CFA Chocolate Shake
Culver's Double Butterburger
Dave's Triple
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49526989) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 7:29 AM Author: Irradiated azure step-uncle's house gaping
In-n-Out Double Double
Zaxby’s Big Zax Snak
McD’s are still GOAT POTUS fries
Lion’s Choice Roast Beef (the only reason to ever visit TTT St Louis)
Popeye’s biscuits
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527065) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 7:39 AM Author: pungent space
Whataburger Justaburger
In-n-out animal style
Arby's Roast Beef Original
My childhood memories of the McRib
My subway order
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527071) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: wine magical whorehouse
1: BK double cheeseburger. Only idiots/libs order whoppers.
2: very regional chain hot dog with chilli sauce
3: Wendy’s jr bacon cheeseburger
4: chick fil a #1 and/or the nuggets
5: Arby’s chicken bacon swiss
McDonald’s not mentioned bc apparently since covid they’ve started contracting with Alpo as their primary meat supplier. At least that’s what their shit tastes like.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527076)
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: Supple Tan Cruise Ship
I rarely eat fast food anymore, but these were my old favorites:
1. In-N-Out Double Double Animal Style
2. Yoshinoya Gyudon
3. Potbelly Wreck
4. Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger
5. Shake Shack Smoke Shack
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527177) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:12 AM Author: cerise big-titted location
1. Hardee's sausage biscuits (90s-early 2000s)
2. Arby's roast beef
3. Taco bell grilled stuft burrito w/ 20 packets of fire sauce
4. Chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich
5. Bojangles biscuits/dirty rice (tie)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527213) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:27 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Overrated New Version
wendys spicy chicken bacon thing back in the day
chipotle steak burrito back in the day
shake shack burger back in the day
crunchwrap supreme back in the day
mcdonalds steak egg and cheese bagel with a hashbrown no orange juice or coffe just keep it lady back in the day
now? i havent been anywhere near a fast food restaurant in like 10 years and never will again. theyre dystopian hellholes that represent (and are a major cause of) american decline
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527233) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:44 AM Author: Metal cuck
Taco Bell breakfast Crunchwrap
McDonald’s PRE-COVID steak egg and cheese bagel
Big Mac
Chik fil a Cheddar Bacon Club
Taco Bell grilled stuft burrito
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527249) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Fragrant Mexican
Sourdough jack
Chik spicy chicken deluxe
In n out double double
I think that's it. I used to really like taco bell chilito which apparently is back as chili cheese burrito given that chilito means baby dick
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527260) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 2:15 PM Author: bright degenerate
Ty, I am aware that it's a very prevalent item yet.
There is even a tiny chain near me that has Chilitos as sort of the backbone of their menu. They got bought out by Pepsi ages ago and their locations got turned into Taco Bells. But then they did some kind of relaunch 30 years ago and they are still somehow hanging around with just 4 locations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zantigo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527794) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 1:02 PM Author: racy house
i still enjoy
McDs 1/4 Pounder w/ cheese
McDs sausage Egg McMuffin
McDs fries with sweet & sour sauce
DQ Blizzard treats
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527653)
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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:35 PM Author: out-of-control purple trailer park
Chipotle- Chicken tacos with corn salsa and hot salsa, cheese, SC, and lettuce
Taco Bell-Fiesta Potatoes
McDonalds- Two cheeseburger meal
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527713) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 2:22 PM Author: adulterous wild people who are hurt
There's only one, the POTUS of all fast food experiences:
McDonald's - Big Mac
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49527822) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 6:03 PM Author: fuchsia exhilarant factory reset button
My GOATUS POTUS fast food item is sausage egg mcmuffin. Fucking love McDonald's breakfast.
Other faves:
McDonald's chicken nuggets
Dunkin Donuts croissant, sausage, & egg breakfast Sammich
Burger Kings chocolate Hershey pies
KFC crispy chicken
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49528501)
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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:09 PM Author: pale soul-stirring mother persian
Chick Fil A Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Chick Fil A nuggets
McDonald's Fries
Snack Wrap (the old ones)
McFlurry
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49528515) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Burgundy area blood rage
Bojangles chicken biscuit and their steak fries with the special seasoning
Smithfields Carolina BBQ sammich
Grey's Papaya
Subway meatball
Gas station microwave burrito
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49528874) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM Author: Autistic Razzle-dazzle Boltzmann Giraffe
Taco Bean bean and cheese burrito
McDouble
McRib
McChicken
BK Rodeo Cheeseburger
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49528919) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM Author: hilarious bipolar telephone police squad
Some good ones people have missed:
Arby's mozzarella sticks are as good as any other on the planet
DQ blizzard - miles above the shitty McFlurry
Burger King onion rings - not really an onion ring, but its enjoyable as its own food
Wendy's Baconator - it's not quite Five Guys, but its a cut above McDonald's / BK.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49528945) |
Date: December 21st, 2025 9:23 PM Author: Spectacular underhanded tanning salon jew
1. In-n-Out, Double Double Animal Style
2. Rally's, Big Buford
3. Chick-fil-A, Spicy Chicken Sandwich
4. McDonald's, Double QPC
5. Culver's, Cheese Curds
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49529139) |
Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:42 AM Author: comical flirting knife
In 'n out Burger double double
McD's quarter pounder with cheese
Burger King Whopper
Wendy's chili
Wendy's baked potato
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49530403)
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:54 PM Author: Pearly den macaca
1. 2X2 animal style
2. Chik fil-a chicken sandwich
3. Mcdonald's french fries
4. BK whopper/double cheeseburger - Flame broiled burger
5. Bojangles spicy chicken breakfast biscuit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49531013) |
Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Blue karate gas station
1. Wendys Spicy Chicken Sandwich
2. Mc Double
3. Whopper
4. McD fries
5. Boston Creme donut
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49531290) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
hides the shitty salty patties with the extra cheese slice but still not really
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49544514) |
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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
idk but they were better in the dollar menu halcyon days. Now they just always seem dry and salted to death and probably cooked in a microwave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49544513) |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:43 PM Author: turquoise theatre
1. Taco Bell Mexican Pizza
2. Chik-fil-A Spicy Chicken
3. Dave's Hot Chicken Tenders
4. Del Taco Bean and Cheese Burrito
5. McDonald's Filet-o-Fish
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49535282) |
Date: December 28th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: 3I/Atlas
- Green chile cheese Lotaburger
- Taco Bell Gordita 25 years ago
- Chipotle burrito 20 years ago
- McDonald's chocolate-dipped vanilla cone ?? years ago
- Subway sandwich 30 years ago
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49544490) |
Date: December 28th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )
Wendy’s chili
Taco Bell combination meat/bean burrito
Schlotzky’s original
Alsups burrito
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49544573) |
Date: December 28th, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Brother Peter Dimond
mcdonalds triple cheeseburger
mcdonalds double cheeseburger
mcdonalds mcdouble
mcdonalds coffee, black
mcdonalds large soda, which i actually just fill with water because i can afford it. one of the best things about being rich
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812675&forum_id=2#49544583) |
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