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Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
what's black and white and read all over
Doobsian Boyish Office Weed Whacker
  09/23/14
newspaper?
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Yes. That one's like 100 years old
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
im not that up to date on riddles bro
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard ...
Galvanic soggy party of the first part
  09/23/14
Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. ...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
you maybe be schizophrenic
Ivory principal's office philosopher-king
  09/23/14
...
lfo
  12/29/25
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
im stumped
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Give up?
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
i give up
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Corn!
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
daaaaamn thats a good one
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works fo...
walnut self-centered stead
  09/23/14
Yes
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
**snapps** all round
Infuriating zippy stage half-breed
  09/23/14
Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 diffe...
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
give me time for this one
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
i dont get this. I GIVE UP
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Think
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind tha...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
Five completely different words, letters rearranged.
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? Th...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One pr...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
I looked it up. A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT??????? and LEVI is definitely...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
Cmon you've heard evil-bent before
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
i will give you that BARELY. but LEVI is bullshit. thats ...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
This one is driving me nuts.
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?
dun crackhouse
  09/23/14
is this even a riddle
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Depends.
dun crackhouse
  09/23/14
Titcr
yellow hot immigrant hall
  09/23/14
I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS
hairless corn cake base
  09/23/14
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Startled field trump supporter
  09/23/14
lol wtf
dun crackhouse
  09/23/14
A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a tr...
hairless corn cake base
  09/24/14
When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twe...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
Gloves on/off?
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Romney is it??
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
DING DING DING
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
180 suck it libs u fuckin twats
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
Correct
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathemat...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it hav...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
I don't think so....
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
im stumped man give me a hint
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathemat...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the w...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
What is the longest monosyllabic word?
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
5 letters? Really?
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
this isnt a riddle tho
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
How is it any different from the one above w the four letter...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow....
Hateful tattoo
  09/23/14
It never stops?
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want...
Hateful tattoo
  09/23/14
What is long black and smelly?
Infuriating zippy stage half-breed
  09/23/14
poop
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Line outside the welfare office
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
im offended man.
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
That is the answer tho
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14
...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward o...
Hateful tattoo
  09/23/14
Fuck. My. Ass.
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little p...
Hateful tattoo
  09/23/14
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a ...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
....not sure if you are right, but the answer is: "H...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster o...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
Why don't you look it up?
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to he...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the...
Flesh drunken codepig
  09/23/14
This? You are standing in front of two gates (a left one ...
motley chocolate potus
  09/23/14
...
Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing
  09/23/14
I know this one
Free-loading Mother Site
  09/23/14


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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384664)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Doobsian Boyish Office Weed Whacker

what's black and white and read all over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384669)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

newspaper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384677)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Yes. That one's like 100 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384687)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

im not that up to date on riddles bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384716)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Galvanic soggy party of the first part

holy shit i am just now getting this one after having heard it all my life

it's "read", not "red"

my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384759)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Yeah for years I thought it was red. I never understood it. Plus they had those other ones where it's like what's black and white and red all over. A skunk with diaper rash or some stupid shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384812)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Ivory principal's office philosopher-king

you maybe be schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384818)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#49548255)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384673)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

im stumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384682)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Give up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384684)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

i give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384688)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Corn!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384697)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

daaaaamn thats a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384713)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: walnut self-centered stead

basically any animal that you skin but don't debone works for this too; e.g. chicken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384910)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384998)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Infuriating zippy stage half-breed

**snapps** all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385152)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Q.Fill in the blanks with the same 4 letters to make 5 different words.

A ___ old woman on ____ bent, picked up her ____ and away she went. “____ my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to ____ today?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384751)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

give me time for this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

i dont get this. I GIVE UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384894)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384994)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Are they all spelled the same? Like wind can be the wind that blows or winding a clock? Or is it 5 completely different words and the letters rearranged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385009)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Five completely different words, letters rearranged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385024)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Is it British and they are weird words or this is doable? The syntax seems odd, like with bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385038)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

It is a little antique in the syntax. No weird words. One proper noun. It is not quite a sentence you would hear anyone ever say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385050)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Only 4 I could come up with that made enough words were stop post pots tops spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

dude i need to know what is it? the "____ bent" is fucking me. is it a common syntax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385095)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

I looked it up.

A vile old woman on evil bent, picked up her veil and away she went. “Levi my son” she was heard to say, “what shall we do to live today?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385114)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

WHO THE FUCK SAYS EVIL BENT???????

and LEVI is definitely not a word...... bad riddle IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385129)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Yeah that was kind of bs. What shall we do to live today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385136)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Cmon you've heard evil-bent before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385146)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

i will give you that BARELY.

but LEVI is bullshit. thats not a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385156)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Fair that's why I admitted the proper noun below tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385176)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Had to look this up, would have NEVER gotten it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385022)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

It's a good one, the proper noun is what people miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385048)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Yeah, just not the letters you would think to try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385055)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

This one is driving me nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384891)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: dun crackhouse

What has a red nose and fucks its own mother's corpse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384674)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

is this even a riddle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384686)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: dun crackhouse

Depends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385373)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: yellow hot immigrant hall

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385109)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: hairless corn cake base

I CANNOT OPERATE ON MY OWN SON'S ANUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26384762)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: Startled field trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385399)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: dun crackhouse

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385404)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: hairless corn cake base

A father and son are driving along when all of a sudden a truck advertising Big Rod's swerved in front of them and they get in a horrible crash. The father dies instantly but the son, a mere training twink, suffers horrible anal injuries. He is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon cums into the room, looks at the boy and says: “I cannot operate on this child's anus, this is my son.”

HOW



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385637)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

When can ten plus ten equal ten, yet ten minus ten equal twenty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385032)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Gloves on/off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385075)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385102)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Romney is it??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385110)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

DING DING DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385169)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

180 suck it libs u fuckin twats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385180)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385174)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385039)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

hmmm... i cant articulate the precise answer but does it have something to do with that even the smallest number can be divided infinitely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385121)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

I don't think so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385175)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

im stumped man give me a hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385186)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

It has very little to do with the fact that he is a mathematician. It's a joke about perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385214)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Put up a small fence and say it fences out the rest of the world?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385233)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385239)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

What is the longest monosyllabic word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385141)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

bbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooommm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385151)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385164)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

5 letters? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385208)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

this isnt a riddle tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385245)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

How is it any different from the one above w the four letters? It's a word riddle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385266)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385283)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Hateful tattoo

RAY: Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. (Hey, I just described my brother!) And in Our Fair City, they don't even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers -- they stop in the middle of the street.

But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the morning, I don't mind following the city bus. In fact, I look forward to it. The question is: Why? Here's a hint: If it's snowing, I don't want to follow the bus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385168)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

It never stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385183)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Hateful tattoo

RAY: I gave this hint: If it's snowing, I usually don't want to follow the bus. I didn't want to mislead anyone, thinking that the bus would be blazing the trail for me.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: And the reason I don't want to follow the bus is when it's snowing, the sun isn't out. Now, everyone knows that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

TOM: Get out!

RAY: But it doesn't. It only does that a couple of times a year. In the dead of winter it rises the farthest southeast that it ever rises, and it sets the farthest southwest. That is, if you live in the Northern Hemisphere. And when I drive to work, one leg of my long, long journey to work is facing the rising sun. And because I leave so, what? Early in the morning, it's right on the horizon and nothing except a big, fat bus will allow me to see well enough. So, he gets blinded. You let him run the pedestrians over.

TOM: That's good!.

RAY: So, who's our winner?

TOM: Oh! The winner is Barry Fisher and his students at Eisenhower Middle School in Rockford, Illinois. Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385200)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Infuriating zippy stage half-breed

What is long black and smelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385177)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385246)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

Line outside the welfare office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385249)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing

im offended man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385262)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

That is the answer tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385273)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385277)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Hateful tattoo

RAY: You have two trains on the same track speeding toward one another. The trains are 150 miles apart, on the same track, but going clearly in opposite directions.

TOM: They're always on the same track, aren't they? You'd think they'd know by now not to put two trains going in opposite directions on the same track.

RAY: When they are 150 miles apart, a very fast bee flies from the front bumper of one train to the front bumper of the oncoming train. And, of course, as soon as it gets there, without losing any time, it turns right around and heads back.

TOM: Yeah.

RAY: The bee flies at 137 1/2 miles per hour. How far will the bee have traveled before he is squashed like a grape?

TOM: Well, how fast are the trains going?

RAY: I told you, didn't I?

TOM: No.

RAY: Didn't I? I left that out?

TOM: You left that out.

RAY: I'm sorry.

TOM: You moron.

RAY: The trains are traveling at 75 miles an hour. So, the question is: How far does the bee fly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385182)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Fuck. My. Ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385237)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Hateful tattoo

RAY: Now, you could sit down and you could draw the little picture, and you could say, "Well, let me see. If he's flying at 137.5 miles an hour, and the other train is coming at 75, then that's a combined velocity of 212.5." You can figure out, in fact, how far he travels before he reaches the bumper of the train number two.

TOM: Yeah. Yeah, sure.

RAY: And then you can say, "Well, in that time, train number one has..."

TOM: Train number one has gone, yeah. You could do that.

RAY: You could do that. But, you could also do it the easy way. It isn't the cowboy way, according to our pals Riders in the Sky, but it is the easy way. Now, knowing that the trains are 150 miles apart and traveling at 75 miles an hour, in one hour they will have crashed. So, if the bee is traveling at 137.5 miles an hour, how far will he travel in an hour?

TOM: 137.5 miles.

RAY: And that is the answer.

TOM: And isn't that good? How many eighth-grade kids are going to get that in their little test next week?

RAY: They may. They may. Do we have a winner?

TOM: Yeah, of course, we got a winner. Becky Slager from Raleigh, North Carolina. Congratulations, Becky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385370)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is SLOWER wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.

What did the wise man say to them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385271)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

He said the directions and the one w the slower camel jumped on his brother's camel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385288)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

....not sure if you are right, but the answer is:

"He told them to exchange camels"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385296)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

Yeah basically. The owner of the slow one takes the faster one after talking to the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385306)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

Why don't you look it up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385332)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

You did and there are two doors: one to heaven and one to hell. There are two angels. One always lies and one always tells the truth. You get one question. What is the question that will get you the door to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385339)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385347)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Flesh drunken codepig

I knew it off the top of my head so I will stay quiet on the answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385374)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: motley chocolate potus

This?

You are standing in front of two gates (a left one and a right one) - one leads to paradise and the other leads to hell. You don’t know which gate leads where. Beside the gates, there are two angels: one of them always tells the truth and the other always lies, but you also don’t know which one is which.

You have one question to ask one of the angels, in order to find out which gate you should follow. What would that question be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385343)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Harsh Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385349)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: Free-loading Mother Site

I know this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682499&forum_id=2#26385417)