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lol my wife is a full blown alcoholic.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:47 AM Author: Flatulent theater Kitchen pantry is literally just empty cans and bottles of alcohol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551786) |
Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: supple telephone ticket booth You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551787) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Razzle Yapping Set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555772) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Big-titted French Tanning Salon Round Eye My wife is so pissed at me it isn’t even funny. You’re wife is just pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551789) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Diverse ceo lay what'd you do now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552291) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Big-titted French Tanning Salon Round Eye I presented with my typical orneriness and it rubbed her raw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552675) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:47 PM Author: Ocher locale pozpig “Typical Orneriness” is a weird name for your clitpeen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555497) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Flatulent theater She is the worst sort of alcoholic. Loud, abrasive, truculent, violent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553058) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Boyish greedy fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe 180- any great anecdotes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49551796) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:37 PM Author: crusty abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552341) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Lime therapy pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552288) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Buff Internal Respiration Theater Stage is she still breastfeeding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552307) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:42 PM Author: spruce patrolman Sounds like you should put it in her butt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552364) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Trip crackhouse fanboi alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552375) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Buff Internal Respiration Theater Stage whok's wife wears the strap-on in the family. jinx buck broke him years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552380) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:51 PM Author: odious rehab associate tell us more you fucking nigger
some interesting stories n shit |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Flatulent theater See below. The trajectory of this relationship is not looking positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552795) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:46 PM Author: Flatulent theater I threw her onto the floor last night because she wouldn't stop screaming and getting in my face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552793) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:49 PM Author: spruce patrolman Did you cum? Did she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552802) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Flatulent theater No this was literally at 23:48. She ruins literally everything, every holiday or event with her alcohol addiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552809) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:52 PM Author: spruce patrolman Why can't she be a happy fun slutty drunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552811) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Flatulent theater That is the question. She is the worst drunk you can imagine. I'm pretty sure it's getting to the point where next time I will slam her head into a wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552814) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: spruce patrolman Then you'll be locked up while she drinks with Darnell and your credit card. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552824) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Flatulent theater She's afraid of black folk. It's hilarious. Some Indigenous guy was throwing rocks at a creek for platypus and she got all scared and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552875) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:36 PM Author: crusty abode Indigenous guy throwing rocks at a creek for platypus
tp |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:52 PM Author: curious brilliant milk Hey faggot we use American 12h time here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553433) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Out-of-control hilarious travel guidebook 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552820) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:55 PM Author: aromatic flesh queen of the night propose a dry january where you stay sober and do outdoor activities together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552823) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Flatulent theater Literally every two weeks she has an epiphany and declares her sobriety and it lasts 2 days. She's cancelled literally hundreds of times when we were supposed to go on runs/beach/hikes that I've given up. Including a trip to the Whitsundays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552870) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: spruce patrolman She probably starts to detox after 2 days. I doubt she's going to even be able to start to try until she's past the point of going through DTs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552878) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Flatulent theater She smokes weed every hour. She's a lost cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552924) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:38 AM Author: sooty rigor base She has a "toddler", and smokes weed all day? Totally believable. This is what you get when you date someone 3 times and proceed to "marry." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553707) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:32 AM Author: Flatulent theater She smokes every 30 minutes. She's going to get some terrible cancer well before she hits 50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555773) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Big-titted French Tanning Salon Round Eye This. Chandler knows what’s up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552881) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Flatulent theater Bro do you know how many times I've tried this and she just ends up wasting my time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552928) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:40 PM Author: navy parlor the only wife this african jew with subsaharan dna could find is an alcoholic pinay. sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552934) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:49 PM Author: sooty rigor base Unless she's an imaginary one. Would he let an alcoholic woman carry his baby to term? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552961) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Flatulent theater Cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49552974) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:37 PM Author: crusty abode Pretty sure I told you to get divorced at least five years ago. And you're still in the same fucking situation, being a co-dependent bitch.
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Flatulent theater I'm not co dependent at all. I cum and go whenever I want. I barely talk to her and only for my daughter's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553055) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:53 PM Author: crusty abode Cool. What are your other excuses for being the world's biggest pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553086) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:03 PM Author: Flatulent theater I'm not. I go out and tell her to fuck off all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553212) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:50 PM Author: ungodly magenta state coldplay fan Tough love. But brother, didn’t you go around and around with your spouse’s addictions for far longer than was sensible? For the whole family’s sake, I hope that’s going better these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553428) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:21 AM Author: Ivory lettuce property EPAH had the best chance to get his family away from his crazy ex when he moved to Hawaii
instead he pays for her condo near the water and gives her money for drugs |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:33 PM Author: crusty abode Is a condo near the water and drug money a lot of money to you? I'm not poor, so it's easy.
Better than her being out on the street, and she doesn't cause any problems for any of us. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Ivory lettuce property she’s should be back in SF sucking cock for money well away from the kids
but you’re toxic af too so the kids are just fucked |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM Author: Flatulent theater His kids are non binary tranny freaks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554643) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:37 PM Author: crusty abode I can almost guarantee that they'll win at life far more than anything you might spawn, bud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554735) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:31 PM Author: crusty abode ? Lol, no. Both times she relapsed I told her she can't stay with us and she was gone within a couple of weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554442) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:13 PM Author: ungodly magenta state coldplay fan I didn't track the narrative closely at the time beyond worrying for you and the kids. My main memory is thinking "Oh, no man, cmon. Get her away from the kids and excise her from your lives forever." And at least at one point you were all "Its just a kooky bump in the road brothers, everything's gonna work out like it should. But of course I'm a heartless autist and probably would have done her in day one, so.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555457) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:40 PM Author: crusty abode Oh yeah, I see how you could've gotten that. Let me explain: She had first relapsed (after 11 years) in March 2014, and dug out. She spent ~3 years rockin' and rollin' in the TL. There was a poster who called himself "Halford" in this era. He came into our picture around January 2017 and took her to a treatment center in extremely remote WA state. Halford died in consequence of his efforts to save a fellow addict and to help me. She stayed at the place he'd taken her for six months, then came back to me and the kids in Marin. Everything was 100% cool for four years and we lived in a house where everyone said the floors were very beautiful. Then she relapsed in October 2021 and went to Ibogaine treatment in Texas. Ibogaine is flame, and it broke her brain. Kids and I came out here in the summer of 2022. After her brain got broken by Ibogaine in Texas, I brought her out here and set her up in a condo a couple blocks from Sans Souci beach. Kids and I kept chilling in the place on Diamond Head. I met an Indian GF who surfs. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:46 PM Author: ungodly magenta state coldplay fan Ah, this makes sense. Some room for optimism amidst the pendulums viscious swings. I recall the Halford overlay but not the long interlude of sobriety and happy home life. I can see how that'd leave room for hope the second (or more) time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555494) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Flatulent theater How did Halford die, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555729) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Bull headed swollen nursing home Did Halford really die? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49556050) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: high-end fishy hospital Crazy that someone would turn down relationship advice from EPAH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553477) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Ruby corn cake brother i like you as a poaster, and respect your opinion on a lot of topics, but how to deal with an unhealthy co-dependent romantic relationship is not one of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554126) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:07 PM Author: spruce patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554131) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 5:41 PM Author: spectacular newt lodge wives who are alcoholics cuck their husbands like 95% of the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553059) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Flatulent theater I'd LUV an excuse to divorce her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553215) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:24 PM Author: red kitchen Tell her divorce or treatment and let it do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553274) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Flatulent theater Update: She woke up at 09:30 and stated she is never drinking or smoking again. I expect this to last for at most 14 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553213) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:05 PM Author: supple telephone ticket booth STFU you knew what you were getting in to and deserve it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553216) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Flatulent theater WTT bro I just wanted a family. Why do you have to hate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553230) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: balding wonderful candlestick maker voyeur So 11:30 p.m. NYE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553259) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Flatulent theater She was drinking until about 3am today. She's back asleep now. |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Boyish greedy fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555335) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:23 PM Author: red kitchen The number one reason men initiate divorces is because of substance abuse. Good luck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553271) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:29 PM Author: Flatulent theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553286) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Effete Potus Liquid Oxygen Taker her sailing out on the Great Barrier Reef. When she’s passed out drunk. Chain her to some kettlebells and toss her overboard 🦈 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553506) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:13 AM Author: Flatulent theater This has been done a few times before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553721) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:24 AM Author: Flatulent theater Update: She is back to smoking weed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49553730) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Sick Multi-billionaire Gas Station Why do you not divorce her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554454) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM Author: Flatulent theater Daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555733) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Transparent Sexy Selfie So who's in charge of the "toddler," son? Amazing how your story imploded without any outside help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554524) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Talented Painfully Honest Garrison Prole Counterpoint: she is married to op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554135) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Fragrant Dingle Berry whok, how's you're daughter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554766) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Flatulent theater In perfect shape, beautiful, smart, walking now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554775) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:15 PM Author: sooty rigor base Does she have a nanny, or is your alcoholic, drug-addict wife watching her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554813) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Flatulent theater We don't have nanny. When I walked into the main bedroom on New Year's day she was passed out and my daughter crying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554879) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 6:22 PM Author: sooty rigor base JFC man. Is she passed out while you’re at work? How is that baby surviving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49554931) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Flatulent theater No on work days I get up ay 430 am to take my daughter on a walk. She's turned out primo so I guess being an alcoholic and addicted to weed isn't all that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555220) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Boyish greedy fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555339) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Flatulent theater It's furked up but overall having a beautiful, kind, and sweet daughter has made my life immeasurably better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555376) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 9:42 PM Author: Boyish greedy fortuitous meteor sweet tailpipe Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555389) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:08 PM Author: Soggy olive field legal warrant sounds like she needs an intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555450) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Effete Potus Liquid Oxygen how did you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555492) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:33 AM Author: Flatulent theater Tweed Hospital in early 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815746&forum_id=2#49555728) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: sooty rigor base Man, stop lying. WMTP lied for over a decade, look how that turned out. Get your life together.
You don't have a baby, and you don't have a drug-addicted wife who can't even grocery shop and stays stocked on alcohol. If you actually did, you wouldn't be posting about it like it’s NBD--leaving a toddler alone with an addict full-time is legitimately dangerous.
The reason you're not worried is obvious: it's not real. |