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HOA sent a letter. I got mad. Broke my wife’s baking stone. And the stove top.
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Bros, I totally lost it. Punched my induction stovetop with my fist and it completely shattered. Cut up my hand. Feel like a totally crazy Dad right now. Jesus, bros I think it’s the stress and the bottling up of feelings. I can’t walk this walk alone. I need Christ. |
Date: September 13th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Carmine gaming laptop how did your hoa know you broke the stove? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264824) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: Provocative Abode Personal Credit Line Whats the violation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264833) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Appetizing Prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264840) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264844) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: demanding double fault This type of omission is why he is shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264855) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: self-centered exciting shrine queen of the night no its bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264873) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison They say I haven’t mowed my lawn (I have, repeatedly, all the time) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264874) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:44 AM Author: boyish offensive quadroon Cracked sidewalks from over weight limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266382) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad it must be nice to not have any real problems (external) to get angry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264846) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I made my kids dinner tonight. They won’t eat it. https://imgur.com/a/n1rnXdr |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: self-centered exciting shrine queen of the night What is that, cottage cheese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264876) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Carmine gaming laptop pickled herring and tomato paste salmon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264878) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264885) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Provocative Abode Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265007) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: odious yapping hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265845) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:29 PM Author: stimulating national trump supporter brother, I cannot emphasize enough how much you don't need a full serving of dairy and fatty avocado as your go to side dishes, eat a vegetable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264880) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Carmine gaming laptop meat, eggs, avocado, steamed broccoli, carrots, squash and brussels sprouts for every meal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264882) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: Erotic Bossy Psychic wtf they let you out of prison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266384) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I thought that chicken, yogurt, cheese, avocado—all of these foods are on the sign that says Go! Collect $200! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264938) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: stimulating national trump supporter no, that would be healthy if you were fit and active, but you are obese and can't walk so you don't need "good fats" you need to be less fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265064) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I just don’t understand the eating thing. One way of eating is “healthy” but I can’t ever do that because I’m fat. So I should be like my kids and eat nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265077) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: stimulating national trump supporter you should be doing things like having boiled broccoli as a substitute for most of the things you consume (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265138) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad that looks disgusting. make stuff kids want to eat and stop being such a weird foreign faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264881) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison It’s a grilled chicken breast, I melted some jack and Swiss on top, then I did sautéed peppers and onions and mushrooms as a topper. Sides are slices of avocado and a nice homemade tzatziki yogurt sauce. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad kids don't want shit mashed together like that or a pile of curdled vomit as a side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264898) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: Carmine gaming laptop Yeah wtf he needs to make normal food or at least cook up some chicken tendies and mac n cheese for the yoots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264908) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: exhilarant associate its actually an improvement, he was refusing to feed them meat before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264911) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: cerebral parlor people who are hurt JFC his kids are going to commit suicide before they graduate high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266324) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:48 PM Author: odious yapping hell we know what would happen if he cooked a box of dinosaur tendies & kraft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265851) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: supple maize office Are you having Alice Springs flashbacks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264937) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison This was way better than any of the offerings at Outback. Also, I didn’t whip up any honey mustard sauce and u didn’t top with bacon. Obviously Outback doesn’t have tzatziki. Also, my pepper and mushroom pepper had a bit of bite from the chipotle peppers in adobe sauce and the fresh jalepenos I used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264958) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad you literally could just order outback for them and they would be happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265022) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Flushed flickering electric furnace What happens after you fix your kid a gourmet plate like this and they don't touch it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264934) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Carmine gaming laptop [guy who's unzipped in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264940) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I get really angry and I don’t talk to anyone else the rest of the night. Swallowing feelings if you will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49264941) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: Appetizing Prole Looks delicious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265081) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Thanks bro, you should come over for Saturday dinner sometime. Maybe talk me down from the edge. I am really starting to lose it. |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Concupiscible selfie First of all Disco Fries, you dont have a wife and you arent a Dad. You are a mentally insane asian that lives below ground in a windowless 400 square foot room. You dont pay HOA fees, you pay rent.
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Cobalt plaza This sounds right. He'll really have nothing when people on this forum stop bothering to even insult him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265082) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Ruddy stage pocket flask i'm pretty sure DF is a flame project CSLG runs, occasionally hires some fat local actor to pose for photos
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: excitant talking area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265873) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:51 AM Author: irradiated khaki blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266326) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Vivacious Dun Box Office pic of the broken stove top or this is ALL FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265043) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Wife already picked up the broken stove top and threw it out. Here’s a pic of my hand though. https://imgur.com/a/Hzum7ak |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria dumb flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265061) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Cobalt plaza Even his cries for attention are getting weaker. He really is the epitome of "failure" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265090) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Here you go asshole: https://imgur.com/a/vMwC60p |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria dude if that is actually your hand you need to be on weight loss injections today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265129) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Oh it’s my hand alright. Here’s a torso shot: https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria link doesn't work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265203) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison If you hit retry it works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265224) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria no it doesn't. re-upload. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265228) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I’m going to take a new pic. I think Imgur thinks this is pr0n (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265233) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265246) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265250) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria i'll be honest. it's not as scary as your hand implied by itself, but this is an emergency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265252) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Vivacious Dun Box Office having trouble jerking it to this tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265375) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison What should I do to turn my life around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265449) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: irradiated khaki blood rage Put ozampac in your ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266329) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:43 AM Author: boyish offensive quadroon Send bobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266380) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison Here is my perfectly mowed lawn that started the whole episode: https://imgur.com/a/RWgdjoB |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: abusive school cafeteria your HOA is insane. why did you move into this neighborhood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265146) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: self-centered exciting shrine queen of the night you need 2 Edge badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265162) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison How does one get started on that? I also need to clean gutters. And mow again. And I can’t stand being outside because I get so hot and no shirts fit me right anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265192) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: self-centered exciting shrine queen of the night u need a weed wacker with a edger attachment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265225) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison I don’t know anything about that kind of crap or where to get one or what. Also, I feel like my HOA should shove it up their ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265229) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:45 PM Author: beady-eyed french wrinkle therapy Get a battery one on Amazon it’s like 80 bucks. Does weed eating and edging (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265842) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Cobalt plaza Instead, they're shoving it up yours lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265901) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: odious yapping hell ?
just rotate the weed whacker on its side and use it as an edger |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: aggressive wonderful feces chad pay illegals or a contractor who hires illegals to do it for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49265232) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:00 AM Author: black swashbuckling toaster You have more weeds than actual grass. The whole thing looks terrible and unkempt. I thought you lived in texas? we have nice yards here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266339) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:05 AM Author: Ultramarine garrison I don’t give a shit about the grass. It’s too fucking hot to go outside anyways. Why is this anyone’s concern? Nobody’s buying houses anyway. Also, I strongly dislike the proliferation of “landscaping crews” with their big trailers driving around everywhere, using massive zero turn mowers on suburban yards, etc. it’s horrible. Those people will cut your grass down to a nub and then the sun will kill it and you will get weeds anyway, so you really have to have the landscaper special, where you buy seeding and refeeding in winter, yards and yards of mulch, water all through summer (and the accompanying irrigation system repair and maintenance) all to keep your lawn looking green (for what purpose?). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266343) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:08 AM Author: sapphire hideous stead Get on the HOA board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266410) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:01 AM Author: Deep ticket booth you are a sad, sad fagg0t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266398) |
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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:09 AM Author: Ultramarine garrison Why do you say that, friend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2#49266411) |