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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
OF
alcoholic athletic conference
  12/19/25
Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
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  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
Glittery fishy factory reset button garrison
  12/19/25
I didn't say we were white gentiles
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
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why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
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  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
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  12/19/25
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This reasoning is normal
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She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
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  12/19/25
We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
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  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
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  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor
  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
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  12/19/25
It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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  12/19/25
Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
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great thread
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  12/19/25
I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
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  12/19/25
That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
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  12/19/25
Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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  12/19/25
I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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  12/19/25
retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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Typical Gen Xer
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  12/20/25
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I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
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  12/23/25
damn man, you maed it
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  12/23/25
She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: alcoholic athletic conference

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Glittery fishy factory reset button garrison

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Glittery fishy factory reset button garrison

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone talking filthpig

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: razzle pit



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Vengeful Locus



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy native immigrant



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Transparent narrow-minded property rigpig



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Summa

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz silver locale

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: topaz spectacular doctorate

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: hairraiser nofapping circlehead

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Roblox



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz silver locale

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: charcoal big home

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Mint Apoplectic Macaca

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Bull headed box office cumskin

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bull headed box office cumskin

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Comical Internal Respiration Jewess



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz silver locale

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Bull headed box office cumskin

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: razzle pit

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Judgmental Public Bath

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hairraiser nofapping circlehead

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: violet dog poop

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: hairraiser nofapping circlehead

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Blue offensive national

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Disrespectful brunch

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Disrespectful brunch

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic Site Candlestick Maker

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing domesticated university



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Red hominid

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Burgundy exhilarant market knife



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: brindle house

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: mustard church building

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: brindle house

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Point

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Point

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring motley background story

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Mischievous den

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Charismatic tank digit ratio

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: impressive histrionic dysfunction

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Insane razzle-dazzle son of senegal goal in life

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready Sanctuary

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: turquoise temple

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Excitant Location

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mediation

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: abusive pontificating theater

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: Marvelous Very Tactful Karate Whorehouse

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: garnet supple police squad

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: scarlet wonderful kitchen windowlicker

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: trip lake base kitty

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: garnet supple police squad

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: impressive histrionic dysfunction

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery fishy factory reset button garrison

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Bull headed box office cumskin

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Vermilion School Cafeteria Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Flushed floppy feces useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Appetizing domesticated university

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Roblox

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Burgled the Bagels Bunghole

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Roblox

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Burgled the Bagels Bunghole

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Flushed floppy feces useless brakes

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: UhOh

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: FizzKidd (Chinese Becky)

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535235)