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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
bistre stead
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
sienna cerebral dopamine jewess
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Ruddy diverse hairy legs death wish
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
house-broken fortuitous meteor resort
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
sienna cerebral dopamine jewess
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
fragrant anal incel chapel
  12/15/25
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Carmine messiness elastic band
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
bistre stead
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Navy beady-eyed jap dilemma
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
bistre stead
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Navy beady-eyed jap dilemma
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
bistre stead
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
snowy karate chad
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
cambodia town
vibrant goyim
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
twisted personal credit line dragon
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
bistre stead
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
twisted personal credit line dragon
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Lemon voyeur
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
useless indian lodge
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
honey-headed abnormal meetinghouse
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
useless indian lodge
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Self-centered scarlet field masturbator
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Self-centered scarlet field masturbator
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Lemon voyeur
  12/15/25
...
Razzmatazz violet crackhouse
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
poppy double fault brunch
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
sable spectacular stag film
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
chartreuse alcoholic telephone alpha
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Pearl big shrine
  12/15/25
...
fluffy famous landscape painting
  12/15/25
...
french quadroon cuck
  12/15/25
...
Impertinent candlestick maker
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
pea-brained address
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Pearl big shrine
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Titillating fanboi stage
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Pearl big shrine
  12/15/25
...
Self-centered scarlet field masturbator
  12/15/25
yes, so
Titillating fanboi stage
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
comical sweet tailpipe step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
vibrant goyim
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
comical sweet tailpipe step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
deranged space
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
poppy double fault brunch
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
vibrant goyim
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
deranged space
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
french quadroon cuck
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Titillating fanboi stage
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
poppy double fault brunch
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
maroon passionate dog poop filthpig
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
bistre stead
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
french quadroon cuck
  12/15/25
...
Self-centered scarlet field masturbator
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
vibrant goyim
  12/16/25
...
maroon passionate dog poop filthpig
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
sienna cerebral dopamine jewess
  12/16/25
OKay
gay main people wrinkle
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
concupiscible ruby theatre blood rage
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Sepia Exciting Corner
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
concupiscible ruby theatre blood rage
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Brilliant State
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Pearl big shrine
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Low-t Pungent Public Bath
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
bistre stead
  12/17/25
tp
Kink-friendly Self-absorbed Newt
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: bistre stead

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: sienna cerebral dopamine jewess

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Ruddy diverse hairy legs death wish

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: house-broken fortuitous meteor resort

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sienna cerebral dopamine jewess

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant anal incel chapel

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Carmine messiness elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bistre stead

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Navy beady-eyed jap dilemma

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: bistre stead

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Navy beady-eyed jap dilemma

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: bistre stead

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: snowy karate chad

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: vibrant goyim

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: twisted personal credit line dragon

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: bistre stead

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: twisted personal credit line dragon

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Lemon voyeur

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: useless indian lodge

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: honey-headed abnormal meetinghouse

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: useless indian lodge

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Self-centered scarlet field masturbator

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Self-centered scarlet field masturbator

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Lemon voyeur

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz violet crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: poppy double fault brunch

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sable spectacular stag film

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic telephone alpha

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Pearl big shrine

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: fluffy famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: french quadroon cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Impertinent candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: pea-brained address

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Pearl big shrine

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi stage

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Pearl big shrine

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Self-centered scarlet field masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi stage

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: comical sweet tailpipe step-uncle's house

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: vibrant goyim

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: comical sweet tailpipe step-uncle's house

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: deranged space

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: poppy double fault brunch

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: vibrant goyim

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: deranged space

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: french quadroon cuck

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Titillating fanboi stage

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: poppy double fault brunch

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: maroon passionate dog poop filthpig

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bistre stead

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: french quadroon cuck

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Self-centered scarlet field masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: vibrant goyim

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: maroon passionate dog poop filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: sienna cerebral dopamine jewess

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: gay main people wrinkle

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: concupiscible ruby theatre blood rage

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Sepia Exciting Corner

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: concupiscible ruby theatre blood rage

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Brilliant State

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Pearl big shrine

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Low-t Pungent Public Bath

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bistre stead

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Self-absorbed Newt

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515807)