Date: March 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: cowgod
Beer: Belgian Trappist ales or some obscure farmhouse saison nobody has heard of.
Console: Sega Saturn or occasionally Neo Geo AES
(“true arcade fidelity”)
Mario game: Super Mario Bros. 2
(“actually a masterpiece of mechanics”)
Zelda game: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
(“darker themes, existential dread”)
Film director: Andrei Tarkovsky
or Werner Herzog
Car: old Volvo wagon or 80s Saab
(“safety and engineering purity”)
Music: Post-punk, obscure Japanese ambient, or early industrial.
Food order: Something hyper-specific like anchovy pizza with arugula.
Camera preference: “Film is the only real photography.”
TV setting: Motion smoothing off, brightness too low, and lectures about “director’s intent.”
FPS: Deus Ex
OS: Mac OS
JRPG: Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
Bond actor: George Lazenby (“actually the closest to the Fleming books bro”)
Bond film: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (“best cinematography and emotional arc”)
POTUS candidate: Kamala Harris
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843056&forum_id=2#49726076)