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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Electric new version
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
contagious voyeur
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
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  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Irradiated cowardly hell
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Maroon center
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
scarlet floppy cruise ship
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
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  04/28/21
...
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  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Irradiated cowardly hell
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Ebony infuriating location laser beams
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
contagious voyeur
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
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  04/27/21
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  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Greedy haunting box office
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Irradiated cowardly hell
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Greedy haunting box office
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
impressive cracking shrine halford
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Galvanic native ceo
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
effete state
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
...
Stimulating public bath
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
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  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
crimson adventurous abode fortuitous meteor
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Electric new version
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
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  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
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  08/15/22
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  05/12/24
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razzmatazz cobalt parlour blood rage
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
arousing internet-worthy locale
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
supple pit
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
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  04/27/21
...
bateful corn cake boiling water
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
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  08/15/22
...
Galvanic native ceo
  08/15/22
...
Electric new version
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
crystalline kitty cat space
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Vivacious psychic
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Galvanic native ceo
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
balding coffee pot school
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
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  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Insanely creepy topaz potus
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Electric new version
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
scarlet floppy cruise ship
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
effete state
  04/28/21
lol
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  08/15/22
lol
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  08/15/22
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  11/02/25
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  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
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  08/15/22
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  02/07/24
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  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
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  08/16/22
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  05/12/24
We survived.
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  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Galvanic native ceo
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Razzle-dazzle jet-lagged lettuce
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
Magenta motley wagecucks
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
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  05/12/24
...
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  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
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  11/17/24
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Electric new version

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: contagious voyeur

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Avocado Orchestra Pit Idea He Suggested

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Electric new version

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Irradiated cowardly hell

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Electric new version

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Maroon center

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: scarlet floppy cruise ship

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Electric new version

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: rebellious preventive strike personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Irradiated cowardly hell

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Electric new version

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Ebony infuriating location laser beams

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: contagious voyeur

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Galvanic native ceo

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: sable crusty tanning salon round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Greedy haunting box office

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Irradiated cowardly hell

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Greedy haunting box office

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: impressive cracking shrine halford

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Galvanic native ceo

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: effete state

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Electric new version

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Stimulating public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gay hall ape

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Electric new version

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: crimson adventurous abode fortuitous meteor

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Electric new version

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gay hall ape

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Maroon center

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: ivory gaped sex offender background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz cobalt parlour blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: arousing internet-worthy locale

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Electric new version

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: supple pit

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Electric new version

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: bateful corn cake boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: wonderful blue gunner

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Galvanic native ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Electric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: crystalline kitty cat space

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Electric new version

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious psychic

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Galvanic native ceo

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: balding coffee pot school

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Electric new version

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: rebellious preventive strike personal credit line

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy topaz potus

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Electric new version

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: scarlet floppy cruise ship

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: effete state

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Galvanic native ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Sticky blathering striped hyena becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Electric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: contagious voyeur

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Nofapping Ocher Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Electric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Mind-boggling Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Nofapping Ocher Temple

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Electric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: rebellious preventive strike personal credit line

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Galvanic native ceo

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle jet-lagged lettuce

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Magenta motley wagecucks

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: passionate costumed brunch

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Electric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous dopamine

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#48350032)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )


Breakfast reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#49395126)