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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
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  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/01/26
120...
Insanely creepy pungent locus volcanic crater
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Aqua swashbuckling garrison
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Aqua swashbuckling garrison
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
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  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
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  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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  06/01/26
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Words of Affirmation
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Boyish cream knife dragon
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
puce roommate theater stage
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
puce roommate theater stage
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot
  06/01/26
...
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  06/02/26
you maed it
White box office
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
judgmental base
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
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  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
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  06/01/26
what job did you have
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  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
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...
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  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
nighttime topaz plaza psychic
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
nighttime topaz plaza psychic
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Fighting death wish
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Sable adulterous school wrinkle
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Sable adulterous school wrinkle
  06/01/26
...
self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm
  06/03/26
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indigo address
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
bipolar trump supporter casino
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
bipolar trump supporter casino
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
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POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
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Words of Affirmation
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
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  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Irradiated silver faggot firefighter
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
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  06/03/26
wait two weeks
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self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm
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POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
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Todd Howard
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
sexy ticket booth tank
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Vigorous lilac half-breed
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Jet Alcoholic Institution Nowag
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent locus volcanic crater

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent locus volcanic crater

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Aqua swashbuckling garrison

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Aqua swashbuckling garrison

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: High-end Parlor Haunted Graveyard

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: puce roommate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: brass bonkers kitty blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Boyish cream knife dragon

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: puce roommate theater stage

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: puce roommate theater stage

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Obsidian drunken quadroon locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: White box office

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: judgmental base

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: bipolar trump supporter casino

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Sooty heaven new version

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Talented Sanctuary Internal Respiration

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: vivacious slippery center foreskin

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Sadistic potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: nighttime topaz plaza psychic

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: nighttime topaz plaza psychic

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Fighting death wish

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Sable adulterous school wrinkle

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Glittery Underhanded Brethren Idiot

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Sable adulterous school wrinkle

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: indigo address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: bipolar trump supporter casino

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: bipolar trump supporter casino

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Ocher gunner coldplay fan

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Maroon massive church building turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: puce roommate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: hairraiser crackhouse

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Irradiated silver faggot firefighter

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Jet Alcoholic Institution Nowag

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Maroon massive church building turdskin

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Jet Alcoholic Institution Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed effete friendly grandma business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Jobs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Todd Howard (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: sexy ticket booth tank

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vigorous lilac half-breed

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Jet Alcoholic Institution Nowag

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2#49912932)