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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Wild Location Wagecucks
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
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  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
180 people who are hurt
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
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  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
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  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
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  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
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  04/18/25
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Okay, i lol’d
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  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
lake mental disorder
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
lake mental disorder
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
trip national
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
lake mental disorder
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
lake mental disorder
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Brilliant church building
  04/18/25
jfc goys
lake mental disorder
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
trip national
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
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  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
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  04/18/25
Ty friend
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  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
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  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
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after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
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  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/18/25
...
Charismatic kitchen
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
autistic galvanic trailer park
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
primrose site tattoo
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Deranged plaza
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
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  08/17/26
...
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  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
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  08/17/26
ur dumb
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino
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idk wtf that even means
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
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like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
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  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
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  08/17/26
...
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  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
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  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Floppy hairless main people voyeur
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
180 people who are hurt
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
adventurous slippery market windowlicker
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Wild Location Wagecucks

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Deranged plaza

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: exciting pocket flask

Cr.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: 180 people who are hurt

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: violent blathering shrine

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: curious parlor

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Bespoke excitant affirmative action french chef

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: trip national



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: tripping dragon property

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: lake mental disorder

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: lake mental disorder

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: trip national

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: lake mental disorder

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: lake mental disorder

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Brilliant church building

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: lake mental disorder

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: trip national

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: primrose site tattoo

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: trip national

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: primrose site tattoo

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bisexual onyx range



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: bisexual onyx range



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Floppy hairless main people voyeur

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Floppy hairless main people voyeur

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: medicated hairraiser black woman doctorate



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lake mental disorder

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: autistic galvanic trailer park

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: primrose site tattoo

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Deranged plaza

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bisexual onyx range



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Passionate Ivory Twinkling Uncleanness Casino

it's not very hard to figure out

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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: odious brindle resort

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: odious brindle resort

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: appetizing hospital blood rage



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Floppy hairless main people voyeur

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Floppy hairless main people voyeur

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: 180 people who are hurt

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: adventurous slippery market windowlicker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)