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This is what brings him back.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian brunch fanboi

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: chocolate elite messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: vibrant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Crusty associate juggernaut



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor knife



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Bipolar principal's office

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: olive stimulating site sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crawly point

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Violet Hospital Kitty



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Khaki Cheese-eating Native

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Anal beta theater stage

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: overrated office

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Seedy Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: free-loading alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Violet Hospital Kitty

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Silver chapel factory reset button



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: stirring voyeur



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: peach up-to-no-good indirect expression

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian brunch fanboi

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: vibrant ceo

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian brunch fanboi

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: vibrant ceo

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Violet Hospital Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Silver chapel factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: overrated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: iridescent electric pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: titillating doobsian school



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Jugashvili Aero ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49732215)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Headpube



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Comical haunting university incel



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Khaki Cheese-eating Native



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Silver chapel factory reset button



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Crawly point



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: lemon deranged theater travel guidebook



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Fishy pit twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz purple location masturbator

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Histrionic honey-headed tank

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Amber Philosopher-king International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Lascivious zombie-like double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Flushed piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Fragrant cyan patrolman reading party



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: sexy maniacal menage



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Crawly point



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Seedy Police Squad



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Supple Library Goyim

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Silver chapel factory reset button



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Headpube



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac carnelian brunch fanboi



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: iridescent electric pisswyrm



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Provocative Disrespectful Ticket Booth



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Provocative Disrespectful Ticket Booth



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: overrated office

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Fishy pit twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Headpube



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Provocative Disrespectful Ticket Booth



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Seedy Police Squad



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse Headpube



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Silver chapel factory reset button



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Provocative Disrespectful Ticket Booth



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: gay quadroon

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Author: alcoholic learning disabled hominid



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: peach up-to-no-good indirect expression

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49732211)