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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
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Shimmering swashbuckling chapel coffee pot
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Stirring public bath milk
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Orange office factory reset button
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Boom
arrogant ocher parlor
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
arrogant ocher parlor
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
arrogant ocher parlor
  12/17/25
Incredible
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
boom lives
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Orange office factory reset button
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Hateful Stag Film Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
arrogant ocher parlor
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
wmtp
vibrant indirect expression institution
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Topaz roommate deer antler
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Topaz roommate deer antler
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Topaz roommate deer antler
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Flickering cerise church building goal in life
  12/17/25
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Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
evan39
vigorous keepsake machete
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Shimmering swashbuckling chapel coffee pot
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/17/25
who are you
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
vigorous keepsake machete
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Appetizing smoky nursing home boltzmann
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
histrionic pearl fanboi
  12/18/25
whokobe
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Flickering cerise church building goal in life
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Flickering cerise church building goal in life
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Racy trust fund dragon
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Racy trust fund dragon
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
razzle striped hyena potus
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Racy trust fund dragon
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Racy trust fund dragon
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
exciting sickened son of senegal
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
crusty old irish cottage
  12/18/25
Stfu
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
doobsian slippery multi-billionaire
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Violet Slimy Rehab Roast Beef
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
offensive pea-brained garrison hissy fit
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Autistic Set Dysfunction
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Maroon community account principal's office
  12/18/25
Thanks.
exciting sickened son of senegal
  12/18/25
Boom
Flatulent parlour incel
  12/18/25
whokebe
arousing whorehouse newt
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling chapel coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring public bath milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Orange office factory reset button

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: arrogant ocher parlor

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: arrogant ocher parlor

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: arrogant ocher parlor

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Orange office factory reset button

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hateful Stag Film Preventive Strike

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: arrogant ocher parlor

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: vibrant indirect expression institution

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Topaz roommate deer antler

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Topaz roommate deer antler

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Topaz roommate deer antler

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Flickering cerise church building goal in life

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: vigorous keepsake machete

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling chapel coffee pot

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: vigorous keepsake machete

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Appetizing smoky nursing home boltzmann

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: histrionic pearl fanboi

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Flickering cerise church building goal in life

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Flickering cerise church building goal in life

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Racy trust fund dragon

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Racy trust fund dragon

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena potus

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Racy trust fund dragon

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Racy trust fund dragon

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: exciting sickened son of senegal

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: crusty old irish cottage

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: doobsian slippery multi-billionaire

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Violet Slimy Rehab Roast Beef

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: offensive pea-brained garrison hissy fit

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Autistic Set Dysfunction

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Maroon community account principal's office

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: exciting sickened son of senegal

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Flatulent parlour incel

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: arousing whorehouse newt

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)