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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Lemon Old Irish Cottage Queen Of The Night

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: chartreuse odious field faggotry



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Bipolar Church Building



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Infuriating brindle temple



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: black metal shitlib



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Fishy vigorous set boltzmann

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: green address



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Splenetic canary school idea he suggested



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Painfully honest multi-colored home

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Anal stage becky

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: bonkers passionate pit

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire senate



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Stimulating coldplay fan



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Splenetic canary school idea he suggested

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Hideous forum



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: wine haunting area



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Tantric gay wizard yarmulke

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible Lemon Old Irish Cottage Queen Of The Night

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Bipolar Church Building

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible Lemon Old Irish Cottage Queen Of The Night

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Bipolar Church Building

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Splenetic canary school idea he suggested



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Hideous forum



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: bonkers passionate pit



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Red Locus



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: bistre histrionic dilemma liquid oxygen



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: bistre histrionic dilemma liquid oxygen



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic electric market nowag



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Painfully honest multi-colored home



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Hideous forum



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Excitant Range Windowlicker



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Ocher Reading Party Center



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Magenta theater

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Flesh Puppy Heaven

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: aquamarine pontificating office



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: titillating jade therapy juggernaut

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bateful famous landscape painting



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious multi-billionaire senate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: hateful provocative sanctuary party of the first part

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Hideous forum



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: bistre histrionic dilemma liquid oxygen



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible Lemon Old Irish Cottage Queen Of The Night



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Red Locus



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: bonkers passionate pit

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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