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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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mewling roast beef
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
filthy pistol digit ratio
  08/28/25
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mewling roast beef
  08/28/25
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Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
that's it?
Amber stock car house
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
mewling roast beef
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Vivacious forum ape
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Amber stock car house
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  09/12/25
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fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  10/28/25
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fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
buff elite state azn
  08/28/25
Happy?
peach juggernaut locus
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
buff elite state azn
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
dark nibblets hospital
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Plum national ceo
  08/28/25
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Vigorous public bath philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
vibrant native black woman
  08/29/25
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flesh razzle-dazzle volcanic crater den
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Nighttime main people
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
razzle roommate fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
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Vigorous public bath philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Cerebral tanning salon
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
razzle roommate fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
crawly principal's office hissy fit
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
buff elite state azn
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Nighttime main people
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
concupiscible dull cuck
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
ivory appetizing ratface
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Amethyst Rebellious Theater Stage
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
buff elite state azn
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
concupiscible dull cuck
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
razzle roommate fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
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concupiscible dull cuck
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
razzle roommate fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
concupiscible dull cuck
  09/01/25
Lolololol
peach juggernaut locus
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
buff elite state azn
  09/01/25
?
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  09/12/25
?
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Splenetic telephone
  09/01/25
Fuck you
buff elite state azn
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
concupiscible dull cuck
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  09/12/25
Yes
concupiscible dull cuck
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
fragrant beta affirmative action business firm
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
mewling roast beef
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mewling roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: filthy pistol digit ratio

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mewling roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amber stock car house

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: mewling roast beef

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Vivacious forum ape

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Amber stock car house

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: buff elite state azn

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: peach juggernaut locus

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: buff elite state azn

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: dark nibblets hospital

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Plum national ceo

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Vigorous public bath philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: vibrant native black woman

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: flesh razzle-dazzle volcanic crater den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Nighttime main people

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: razzle roommate fortuitous meteor

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Vigorous public bath philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Cerebral tanning salon

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: razzle roommate fortuitous meteor

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: crawly principal's office hissy fit

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: buff elite state azn

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Nighttime main people

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: ivory appetizing ratface

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst Rebellious Theater Stage

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: buff elite state azn

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sweet tailpipe

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: razzle roommate fortuitous meteor

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzle roommate fortuitous meteor

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: peach juggernaut locus

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: buff elite state azn

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Splenetic telephone

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: buff elite state azn

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: concupiscible dull cuck

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: fragrant beta affirmative action business firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: mewling roast beef

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)