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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

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Chestnut pozpig regret
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Cocky Razzmatazz Double Fault
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Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
Chestnut pozpig regret
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Tan angry filthpig parlor
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
Chestnut pozpig regret
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Iridescent mad cow disease
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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No wonder u don't get laid
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Chestnut pozpig regret

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Cocky Razzmatazz Double Fault

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Chestnut pozpig regret

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Cocky Razzmatazz Double Fault

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Tan angry filthpig parlor



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: thriller son of senegal state

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: carnelian hell



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Chestnut pozpig regret



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: passionate mentally impaired half-breed



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: red persian forum



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Tan angry filthpig parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: outnumbered sandwich personal credit line



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Point



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: aquamarine boyish associate

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Chestnut pozpig regret

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Iridescent mad cow disease

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: brindle mexican mad-dog skullcap

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Chestnut pozpig regret

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Henna Prole

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: cobalt pea-brained area old irish cottage



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Pearl Plaza



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Ruddy psychic



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: outnumbered sandwich personal credit line



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: arousing confused queen of the night



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: glassy disrespectful market gaping



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: racy casino

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Iridescent mad cow disease

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Tan angry filthpig parlor



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Canary curious new version



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Yellow nursing home

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Orchid Beta French Chef Coffee Pot



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: hairless public bath

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Iridescent mad cow disease



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Ruddy psychic

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: greedy orange dysfunction

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Iridescent mad cow disease

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin alpha

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Obsidian main people school

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: cobalt pea-brained area old irish cottage

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Big Abode

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin alpha



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Tan angry filthpig parlor



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Black Talented Church Building



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Ruddy psychic



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: outnumbered sandwich personal credit line



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: comical newt mother



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Point



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: multi-colored cumskin alpha



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: primrose abnormal hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Gold Know-it-all Sound Barrier

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: multi-colored cumskin alpha



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Obsidian main people school

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Irate Unholy Hominid

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Water Buffalo

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Aromatic fiercely-loyal menage

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: arousing confused queen of the night

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: comical newt mother

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Point

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Iridescent mad cow disease

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Ruddy psychic



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Author: Patel Philippe



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
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