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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
emerald keepsake machete
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Razzmatazz doctorate old irish cottage
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
emerald keepsake machete
  04/14/22
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fear-inspiring bat shit crazy cumskin feces
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Walnut talented ceo nursing home
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
emerald keepsake machete
  04/14/22
...
Walnut talented ceo nursing home
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Fuchsia Very Tactful Tanning Salon
  04/14/22
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bull headed peach trailer park
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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emerald keepsake machete
  04/28/22
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emerald keepsake machete
  07/04/23
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bull headed peach trailer park
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Kink-friendly fragrant foreskin
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
glittery bistre becky
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
emerald keepsake machete
  04/27/24
?
glittery bistre becky
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
emerald keepsake machete
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
glittery bistre becky
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
emerald keepsake machete
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
glittery bistre becky
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Coiffed Vivacious Office
  04/27/24
Georgia?
glittery bistre becky
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Coiffed Vivacious Office
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
sadistic beady-eyed police squad hominid
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Free-loading center
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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Electric violent windowlicker
  04/27/24
180
Naked cobalt water buffalo knife
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
boyish cerise pisswyrm chapel
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Naked cobalt water buffalo knife
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Coiffed Vivacious Office
  04/27/24
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Electric violent windowlicker
  10/08/24
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ocher hairraiser market pocket flask
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mind-boggling pearl travel guidebook pit
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Appetizing Mad Cow Disease Jap
  06/06/24
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jade church building
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Bronze fiercely-loyal gas station
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
motley factory reset button deer antler
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Bronze fiercely-loyal gas station
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
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  06/06/24
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Tripping Supple Menage
  04/24/26
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ocher hairraiser market pocket flask
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
emerald keepsake machete
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
emerald keepsake machete
  09/14/25
...
brass 180 theater stage
  03/31/26
flame?
Opaque son of senegal
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
emerald keepsake machete
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
puce site mexican
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Flatulent sexy shrine mother
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
puce site mexican
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Tripping Supple Menage
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz doctorate old irish cottage

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: fear-inspiring bat shit crazy cumskin feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Walnut talented ceo nursing home

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Walnut talented ceo nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia Very Tactful Tanning Salon

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: bull headed peach trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: boyish cerise pisswyrm chapel

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: emerald keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: bull headed peach trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fragrant foreskin

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: glittery bistre becky

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: glittery bistre becky

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: glittery bistre becky

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: glittery bistre becky

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Office

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: glittery bistre becky

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Office

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed police squad hominid

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Free-loading center

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mediation really tough guy

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Electric violent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Naked cobalt water buffalo knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: boyish cerise pisswyrm chapel

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Naked cobalt water buffalo knife

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Coiffed Vivacious Office

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: translucent chest-beating useless brakes goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Electric violent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: ocher hairraiser market pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling pearl travel guidebook pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Appetizing Mad Cow Disease Jap

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: jade church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Bronze fiercely-loyal gas station

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: motley factory reset button deer antler

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Bronze fiercely-loyal gas station

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: motley factory reset button deer antler

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Tripping Supple Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: ocher hairraiser market pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: brass 180 theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Opaque son of senegal

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: emerald keepsake machete

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: puce site mexican

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Flatulent sexy shrine mother

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: puce site mexican

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Pink death wish address

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Tripping Supple Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)